Speedwagon Foundation

Welcome to the official page of the Speedwagon Foundation, ran by our newest intern who suggested we make our presence known on Twitter. For any questions or even just sharing your thoughts, refer to our strawpage where we will do our best to answer! spwsp.straw.page

The Speedwagon Foundation donates $1,000,000 to the LGBTQ+ community. All queer stand users will receive a bonus and an all expense paid trip to anywhere in the world.

@notajoestr You were, your parents were given quite the hefty trust fund to be used for your education.

@SWF1910 man fuck you i let you guys study me i should be compensated

We pay our stand user employees based on the missions they face, that way they have the time to persue their own work and hobbies, unless of course they are SWF permanent members, then they are a paid a base salary of $200K a year.

@notajoestr You’re a leech, you don’t even work for us.

@SWF1910 spwf give me money

Straight jerking it too. While crying. It’s very sad to see.

May 22, 1889 Speedwagon, Straizo, Erina, and Elizabeth take a picture together.

We are aware.

Please stop asking us about the preserved remains of our founder, please.

True quote.

@seastarkujo No, we discovered that stand users are exponentially more gay than we thought.

@SWF1910 Did you really just discover this just now

The Speedwagon Foundation has discovered an interesting phenomenon amongst stand users.

@seastarkujo Yall are gay.

@SWF1910 Well, don’t keep us in the dark.

She’s beautiful

sigh

Hol horse more like.. Whore HORSE! 🤣! Sorry fellas, I've been starting to drink alcohol as of lately.. It's really getting to me.

@ARR0Ws_BEH0LDER Please Mr Polnareff save me 💔💔💔

@SWF1910 Speedwagon Foundation not paying people again, call that

Hello the intern is here!!! I’m finally allowed to tweet once a week normally on this account to encourage and support transparency and relatability! (Please help I’m not getting paid for this shit-)

@seastarkujo Unironically yes, Cheryle won’t get off my back pls save me cries

@SWF1910 Would you rather get paid fighting enemy stand users?

@ARR0Ws_BEH0LDER Respectfully, Mr. Polnareff, I’m just the messenger. If I was the president of stand related branch, I would personally run things differently, but I am only the intern running the account to relay messages from the top.

@SWF1910 You really don't get it, do you?

1.) I do not work for you. 2.) I only could stand your wages then because I was very poor. 3.) The indefinite leave became very definite a long time ago, you're just a tad slow. 4.) Your employees only begrudgingly accept your authority and it's incredibly obvious.

@n1womenlover Weird.

Currently keeping tabs on previous enemy stand users. Their private lives are quite interesting.

@L0rdK4rs Why’d you abandon him then?

@SWF1910 Please stop recapturing my son.

Our top 5 employees of the month are: 5: Noriaki Kakyoin for his consistent reports 4: Jolyne Cujoh for being awesome 3: Koichi Hirose for time management 2: Giorno Giovanna because he brought tiramisu to our Nalples branch 1: Joseph Joestar for the recapture of Santana