Lord Kars

@unclekars @estarossas_no1 I agree.

@estarossas_no1 You say “duo we made up” but they both serve a similar purpose within their narratives—guiding the narrator and being a bit of an agent of chaos. This comparison has actually been made before, and not just by me! Kars is much nicer, though.

Kars and Mercury C

@unclekars @J0RGEJOESTAR I can help stage a murder, if need be. It can be difficult to find the bodies one might need for such a purpose.

@J0RGEJOESTAR Have you tried giving him a case to work on? Great Detectives don’t make for good outdoor pets but if you have a fenced in yard you could probably stage a murder for him and then leave him out there to ponder.

Umm your pet detective just bit me.

@unclekars Mmmm. Good art. Delicious, some might say.

@L0rdK4rs There’s the second one. Much less graphic.

There’s a person on here who hates Joseph as much as I do and it’s a roleplay account. Hi new follower. Is this what’ll get me to post Joseph gore.

@unclekars I would like to see this.

I considered it while I was looking through my tumblr posts. Do I post this Joseph gore I drew last year while I was mad at Joseph…hmm…

@unclekars Jorge..... Good luck in the interview.

They’re here to support me.

Bringing out my moral support Jorge for my job interview.

@Metal940486 @DIOHeavenAchver Of course I do.

@DIOHeavenAchver kars know what is a phone?

How do I leave a 'Group Chat.'

@DIOHeavenAchver @L0V3_S0NGuser Do you believe in gravity?

The Joestars have once again resorted to their wretched tricks against me. My precious 'mobile-telephone' slipped from my grasp and shattered upon the floor. It could only have been them.

@SWF1910 Excuse me?

@L0rdK4rs Why’d you abandon him then?

Our top 5 employees of the month are: 5: Noriaki Kakyoin for his consistent reports 4: Jolyne Cujoh for being awesome 3: Koichi Hirose for time management 2: Giorno Giovanna because he brought tiramisu to our Nalples branch 1: Joseph Joestar for the recapture of Santana

@LazyNick5 @rozequartz34

what Kars should have done agaisnt joseph had be been fucking competent

@JosukeOfMorioh @ARR0Ws_BEH0LDER ???? Are you okay.

@ARR0Ws_BEH0LDER Imagine getting stabbed by an arrow to get a stand instead of just going to some weird ass rocks and waking up with a bite mark

Can everyone stop trying to make more Stand users please

@JoJoLuvsHamon I was not aware that you were a vampire. How can this be?

Erina!

@Panter884 @MrSpiffs @hidoiotoko Your mother is better written. Ha. Take that.

@MrSpiffs @hidoiotoko And the 2nd one is better written

I like the contrast between his appearance and the way he talks

@alien_bottle @VerbatimRequiem Happy birthday. May many more follow.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TUHDAY!!!!!!!

@THEEDeezumaki I disagree.

I can call Joseph everything but a child of god. I can bash him all day about how he’s a disrespectful, hotheaded, irresponsible adulterer. I could even spend hours insulting his dusty ass fits. But no matter how much I may dislike that geezer, the blood of the Jostars runs through him. He’s sacrificed his own life for the sake of others time and time again. If there’s evil about, you can guarantee that he’ll be there to snuff it out. As crude as he is, that’s still a JOSTAR through and THROUGH.

@straiz_oaf @jjba_cursed Me. Jonathan Joestar. Will A. Zeppeli. Straizo. Tonpetty. Dire. Messina. Loggins. Mario Zeppeli. The Ripple Clan. There are no other notable Ripple users.

Looking through the quotes to this is making me really sad. Can you name 10 hamon users????

@bookw0rm12 Good.

no more caejose thoughts from me from now on...only jotakak...

We all know.

@Fearsome_flex @neitotopias I agree.

@neitotopias Any list with kars at the bottom should start over

okay guess what it’s based on

Really mediocre kars wip I’m not finishing