South West Trains

@SW_Trains Three day holiday. #TrainHoliday #MondayFunday

Travelling with us tomorrow? Please check how we're running before you start your journey. More details ow.ly/zDkk2

How do you run a train service? #AskDickAndDomAnything No seriously we don't have a clue. #help

@SW_Trains the shortened trains is hilarious. Such a good prank. Was that Dave in marketing, that guy is hilarious 😭😂. #freesaunaday

@jjrdawson make the most of it. Find a little space and start doing some yoga and well supply the heat #BikramYoga #sauna #innerchi

Spent too much time on my own trains today. #dehydrated #atrociousspelling #justgonnaturntheheatersup

@SW_Train your trains are a disgrace in the heat.How can you justify y-o-y above inflation hikes in fares when the service whatever you say

@jjrdawson ... so that we can watch you swelter in the heat and point and laugh, it's quite the office joke I must say. #we'reuseless

@jjrdawson that's for the message john, to answer your question, they money from the price increase has gone on cameras in all the trains.

@railwaychaplain not at all. Looking to turn a lighter side of things that go wrong. Which is quite often in London. ;)

"theres been a rape up there, get there attention" Here at SW trains we want to get your attention. hence all the delays. have a good night

just about to close down for the day. No major pranks today. Got as few lined up for tomorrow. #TeaBreak

Running a smooth operation again today. Only the 15 minutes late. Enjoy the free sauna today guys. #goodtrains

@sw_train Sure thing.

Dave's tea has gone a bit cold so were just gonna hold all the trains for the time being while we amend this situation.

Hey @SouthernRailUK wanna be friends? #southrailisthebest

Bob @ clapham signalling thought itd be funny to to throw his sandwich on the tracks. Bloody caused a day of signalling problems #hamncheese

Running a smooth operation again today. Only the 15 minutes late. Enjoy the free sauna today guys. #goodtrains