the whoop it up lady

summer ends when i say it does 🗣️

Michael Jackson is gone Prince is gone Madonna is still here. Lil Tay is gone. Bhad Bhabie is gone. Woah Vicky? I'm still here.

@fronnyangel the first picture lowkey

one sneak

something i'm noticing lately: gen Z is lowkey the first time they actually have had face face to see someone where now literally nobody's anymore like we used somehow to be

@skoalyeah126 @carleypero i'm actually about to go try it lmao need to see what's up w their falafel

@SXMDR3 @carleypero Jokes aside that place fucking ROCKS

hey lois, what's the capital of syria?

@florababe__ kissing my jersey boy over facetime 🙂‍↕️

People are already starting to hit me up for summer weekend plans that don’t involve the beach…. Plan your bullshit some other time I will be sea-side

while ur here please be advised that i was the queen herself last halloween and i looked cnt as hell

if you live in brooklyn and don't have a dog they'll kill you. they'll fucking kill you.

i don't like your tone

@yallknowniyaaaa well if u wanna use this as an excuse to have a miserable outlook on live forever then far be it from me to stop you but should he have said fuck restaurants and hiking forever after breaking up w his ex? like what do u propose here

@SXMDR3 @celestialxsigh men often steal their ex gfs whole personality and aesthetic and use it on their new girl i once had a guy tell me he loved hiking thought that was so cool till i found out his ex put him onto it same thing with restaurants 😭

When I see women take pics of their boyfriends alone in a setting Im like DONT DO IT hes gonna use it for his dating apps when he breaks up with you

this summer is gonna be cuntivity activity i can feel it in my bones

@florababe__ *violent flash forward to the basement backyard at 6:30 tomorrow morning*

more funny outtakes from citibike fallery: Me leaving Dr: so like i can still drink right since there’s no concussion The Dr: *staring at me* Me: … tomorrows Friday ya know The Dr: *pause, long sigh* yes you can drink. Just don’t go crazy Me, cut in 11 places: never that

@SadNYGuy idk about worst but 63rd and lex is heinous. just when u think surely there could be no more escalators boom there's 5 more

I have an NYC Question What is the WORST Subway stop in the MTA?

People tell me I look like Mikey Cyrus

Most elderly Goombas I’ve met look back on their time in the Bowser Youth with shame, certainly, but also with disquieting melancholy, not entirely unlike the recall of a lost love

@leonielaugh ouuuuuu can i get a clock it

zara larsson is kind of the anti addison in that she’s already got the vocal/performance package but she lacks the musical ear to really take her there

my hatred for the democratic party truly knows no bounds. i could lift a car rn

EAT SHIT @TheDemocrats

well golly gee, would ya look at that!! we almost accomplished something but we were one vote short!!! again!!!! oh rats, what a darn coinkydink 🤪