Galactic Federation Ambassador Katherine Sabers

BREAKING: We can confirm that a meteor exploded over Houston just before 4:40 p.m. Central time. The GOES East geostationary lightning mapper picked up the infrared flash that accompanied the explosion. A boom was heard across the northern/northwestern Houston metro. There are unconfirmed reports of a meteorite crashing through a woman's home. The American Meteor Society has reviewed dozens of eyewitness reports, and calculated the most likely path of the meteor. It probably entered the atmosphere somewhere near Magnolia and continued descending toward Monroe, at some point exploding in the process. The Brenham, Texas fire department was dispatched to reports of a possible explosion near Highway 50 at Wiedeville Rd. Units on scene did not find evidence of an explosion.

A top U.S. government official at FEMA says he was teleported to a Waffle House against his will. He claims to have travelled 50 miles in an instant and said "teleporting is no fun."

LINDA MOULTON HOWE describes the day she met AFOSI Agent RICHARD DOTY at Kirtland Air Force Base in 1983 aka - the day Doty pulled the wool over Linda's eyes one of the most important moments in UFO lore history [rare footage from 1995]

It is almost inconceivable how profoundly mentally ill one must be to believe this stuff. Reality is everywhere at the same time. Deal with it.