Sablo Panchez

@stlcardinalsmlr This sport is all about perserverance. Live to fly another day and then regroup.

Fake baseball was overrated anyway. A rough night as the Reds lead 11-0 going into the 6th.

@LossLordTyburn cocloser

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I’m thinking I might try to get these and then get them all signed through the mail. I wonder if they like giving autographs

Good evening baseball fans, I hope #NopeningDay finds you as well as possible. You might not have #MLB, but at least we have #MLR.

To my Eggplant brethren-- I will smoke a blunt for every retweet to build solidarity.

TO ALL MLR MEDIA and GMs: A Letter of Recommendation for P Johnny Dickshot.

@g_h_morello If your life is so precious stop passive aggressively threatening suicide and holding it over everybody’s head like a crybaby adolescent who found out that Santa Claus isn’t real.

@g_h_morello @einneuerspiel @Valp1x @MLR_OOTC @TheRealLaVert @keyotcg @JLangdon76 @FakeArizona @maxsbiggayparty @CallieRanting @sillydex @madalynnx2 @nayseloid_ @NakiEatsBees @msnmiller @RotticusS Blood on our hands? Dude have you even ever experienced the world? I think it’s time for you to reach out to your family and loved ones for some serious support believe I think you’re delusions are growing stronger and you’re not thinking clearly, rationally, or maturely anymore

@g_h_morello @einneuerspiel @Valp1x @MLR_OOTC @TheRealLaVert @keyotcg @JLangdon76 @FakeArizona “But you never gave me the chance to change,” Bruh, every minute after your mistakes has been and is a chance to change—this is just the ultimate proof that you HAVEN’T. What kinda elementary school guilt trip is this where you’re trying to shame people playing a game?

@FakeMiaMarlins *checks schedule to make sure you aren't playing the Mets* *hearts tweet* #NLEastBestFakeDivision

Fish Fans and MLR associates, I'd like to welcome you to a new era in Marlins history. The winning era. Sunday the 17th, be there. #GoFish #LLFGADSS #WinToday

@FakeArizona Will he be making his debut next session against the Mets? If so, I think i'll congratulate yall on the pickup until after that game.

Welcome to Arizona, Dooper Mcpooperscooper!

To my fans, my enemies, and that one girl who ate that s'mores in one bite: I have written something. @thesablopanchez/putting-down-the-bottle-and-picking-up-the-bat-how-sablo-panchez-overcame-thirst-anger-and-a3c6c65e4f02" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@thesablopanch…

@DunedinBlueJays Is there any update on the status of Justin Maese? He is my favorite player and it has been tough to watch him dealing with injuried for back-to-back-to-back seasons. Will he be back in 2019?

@CubsMLR I had to go with 420–it’s just too much of a classic that has a history in big moments in a manner that really makes it stand out to me.

While we're waiting around for the end of the session and the beginning of the next, let's have a HIGHLY IMPORTANT MLR poll. Favorite meme number?

To celebrate my first career HR, i'd like to chug a champagne Capri Sun--#Metmosa ™ after the game...win or lose. Coming soon in jumbo-sized Panchez Pitchers ™!

I'm so confused there's like 7 accounts for the fake Mets. Which real fake Mets is not the fake fake Mets. And which Fake Fake Mets is the Real Fake Fake Fake Mets?

Anyone have a party tray large enough to hold between 72-108 hot pockets?

Just took the field for the some batting practice but realized I had on an oven mitt and not my batting glove. #BagelBitesAndBattingPractice #FakeMetsBestMets