Sablo Panchez

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Sablo Panchez

Sablo Panchez

@SabloNotPablo

SS & Co-GM of The Fake New York Miracle Mets GM of Jamaica (WBC) & Assistant GM of Louisville (FCB)

Katılım Temmuz 2019
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Sablo Panchez
Sablo Panchez@SabloNotPablo·
@stlcardinalsmlr This sport is all about perserverance. Live to fly another day and then regroup.
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St. Louis Cardinals
St. Louis Cardinals@stlcardinalsmlr·
Fake baseball was overrated anyway. A rough night as the Reds lead 11-0 going into the 6th.
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Tyburn
Tyburn@LossLordTyburn·
cocl
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Sablo Panchez
Sablo Panchez@SabloNotPablo·
Good evening baseball fans, I hope #NopeningDay finds you as well as possible. You might not have #MLB, but at least we have #MLR.
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Sablo Panchez
Sablo Panchez@SabloNotPablo·
TO ALL MLR MEDIA and GMs: A Letter of Recommendation for P Johnny Dickshot.
Sablo Panchez tweet media
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Sablo Panchez
Sablo Panchez@SabloNotPablo·
@g_h_morello If your life is so precious stop passive aggressively threatening suicide and holding it over everybody’s head like a crybaby adolescent who found out that Santa Claus isn’t real.
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Sablo Panchez
Sablo Panchez@SabloNotPablo·
@g_h_morello @einneuerspiel @Valp1x @MLR_OOTC @TheRealLaVert @keyotcg @JLangdon76 @FakeArizona @maxsbiggayparty @CallieRanting @sillydex @madalynnx2 @nayseloid_ @NakiEatsBees @msnmiller @RotticusS Blood on our hands? Dude have you even ever experienced the world? I think it’s time for you to reach out to your family and loved ones for some serious support believe I think you’re delusions are growing stronger and you’re not thinking clearly, rationally, or maturely anymore
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Fake Marlins
Fake Marlins@FakeMiaMarlins·
Fish Fans and MLR associates, I'd like to welcome you to a new era in Marlins history. The winning era. Sunday the 17th, be there. #GoFish #LLFGADSS #WinToday
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Sablo Panchez
Sablo Panchez@SabloNotPablo·
@FakeArizona Will he be making his debut next session against the Mets? If so, I think i'll congratulate yall on the pickup until after that game.
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Sablo Panchez
Sablo Panchez@SabloNotPablo·
To my fans, my enemies, and that one girl who ate that s'mores in one bite: I have written something. @thesablopanchez/putting-down-the-bottle-and-picking-up-the-bat-how-sablo-panchez-overcame-thirst-anger-and-a3c6c65e4f02" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@thesablopanch
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Sablo Panchez
Sablo Panchez@SabloNotPablo·
@DunedinBlueJays Is there any update on the status of Justin Maese? He is my favorite player and it has been tough to watch him dealing with injuried for back-to-back-to-back seasons. Will he be back in 2019?
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Sablo Panchez
Sablo Panchez@SabloNotPablo·
@CubsMLR I had to go with 420–it’s just too much of a classic that has a history in big moments in a manner that really makes it stand out to me.
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Fake Chicago Cubs
Fake Chicago Cubs@CubsMLR·
While we're waiting around for the end of the session and the beginning of the next, let's have a HIGHLY IMPORTANT MLR poll. Favorite meme number?
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Sablo Panchez
Sablo Panchez@SabloNotPablo·
To celebrate my first career HR, i'd like to chug a champagne Capri Sun--#Metmosa ™ after the game...win or lose. Coming soon in jumbo-sized Panchez Pitchers ™!
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Sablo Panchez retweetledi
Johnny Dickshot - Fake Baseballer/Dad
I'm so confused there's like 7 accounts for the fake Mets. Which real fake Mets is not the fake fake Mets. And which Fake Fake Mets is the Real Fake Fake Fake Mets?
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Sablo Panchez
Sablo Panchez@SabloNotPablo·
Anyone have a party tray large enough to hold between 72-108 hot pockets?
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