Art E McFly

Dig your nails into my back like you're trying to rip my wings off.

@JustifiablyB It was lemon/herb wild rice, but originally wrote Wild rice and when I fixed it I forgot 😂 Having to catch lemons in the wild is difficult okay, they are territorial.

@SabotagedSmoke "wild lemon" 😂 bro you live in snow of course it's wild. Also. No cap. Do dig and is 🤌🏽 wild lemon 😂

Wild lemon/herb wild rice with roasted veggies, chicken on a bed of red pepper Hummus & tzatziki w/Feta, grape tomatoes, cilantro and remaining tzatziki. ya dig 🤌🏻

Most mad scientists didn’t even major in one of the mad sciences.

Toronto, Canada 🇨🇦

@corts__world Shit goes back like fat crayons & car seats

@SabotagedSmoke Ahhh a hood classic lol

A decade later and people still stealing this, whatever gets you noticed I guess

Fidget spinners lasted longer than NFT's.

@MoMohler Have to go to Supercuts for that

Hey guys, Great Clips won’t do adult circumcisions like their name suggests.

To the lady at Costco with her son on a leash. I'm sorry that I asked if he was a rescue. The profanity wasn't necessary but thank you for not siccing him on me.

@waymoflydenu Bro you got 16k followers, over 1 million posts and average 1 like per tweet Settle down, have a nice day

That’s what you want to be known for? Lol

wizard hat stays on during sex

(waking up drenched in sweat) nooo my toxins. I was collecting those

Seize the day by running with scissors.

Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell

When you hear someone speak and you just know that the words that they are saying are misspelled

googling shit like “can i eat cardboard”

lick the fingers that touch you or whatever the saying is

I'll bake a banana bread that'll make you see Jesus

easy on the eyes, murder on the nerves

am i the elephant in the room