Art E McFly

Dig your nails into my back like you're trying to rip my wings off.

Source: my loins.

pounding my whimsy into you

“𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴.” — 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘕𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘻𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘦

colours of the sky

GTA 6 was originally meant to release today.

Kids today will never know the thrill of ascertaining/negotiating the price of a bag of weed over the phone (sometimes with someone you didn't know) in a spontaneous "code" you hope he understands.

“𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥. 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘮𝘦. 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧.” —𝘍𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘻 𝘒𝘢𝘧𝘬𝘢, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘴

Twirled my grill tongs like a pistol and my neighbor pissed his pants

They should make calzones that you can open up and eat flat.

Sorry I'm so annoying, it's my personality shining through

Toronto, Canada 🇨🇦

chasing questions that are bigger than the answers

Let's roleplay. You be David Hasselhoff and I'll be a floor cheeseburger.

“Hey guys, cut the horse shit.” -supervisor at the horse shit cutting factory

Oh look at my big brain I noticed a typo I'm such an internet genius

Mongolian throat singing on the clit

fyodor dostoevsky once wrote “i want to talk about everything with at least one person the way I talk about things with myself”

Keanu Reeves once said: “I'm at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you're right. Have fun.”