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all my child hood pictures are ruined because my stupid ass thought it was funny to be the undertaker so 70% of my old photos are like this

2024-2025 Bay Area: Fuck Drake! 2026 Bay Area: omg Drake mentioned us. Thank you 6 god sempai (˶>⩊<˶) ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ 𖾕𖾝꙼ᩚ𛲕𖾟 Antioch so RanDuM 😆 hyphy drizzy yaaasss

No shoulder extension, no planting of her feet, turns her head like a retard everytime she throws a hook Yeah Rondas striking is complete ass 🔥

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Mocktail is an insane concept tbh here’s a cup of juice for $19

Boy slow down dropping all that BS music...😭😂✌🏾️

idk if u smell like yo house or yo house smell like u but 1 of y'all smell like ass

Long Live Mac Dammit Man💯 Real Vallejo .. 707 say it backwards Mac Dre - 2 Hard 4 the Radio

“Bitch why you out here robbing and not selling pussy ?” -Suga Free to Cat Woman

- Xabi Alonso lost the dressing room in 3 months 😭 - Vinicius Jr getting whistled at the Bernabéu every week - Mbappé’s “minor” knee surgery turning into a season disaster - Players splitting into groups and forming FCs in training - Tchouaméni sending Fede to the shadow realm in training 💀 - Mbappé private trip saga causing chaos in the media - Florentino Perez crashing out in interviews - Perez arguing with fans instead of fixing the club - Arbeloa and Mbappé beefing now too 😂 We might actually be witnessing the peak era of Madrid hate watching 😭

🚨🚨🚨 I DONT WANNA HEAR NO DISS FROM A MAN THAT WENT TO COURT OVER A DISS‼️

3 albums of “grwm to go to target” music he might be worse than bin laden

Socialism is so sick I love when tax dollars go to schools instead of wars

i know when waka flocka said “i fucked my money up (DAMN!!) now i can’t re-up” he was talking about drugs, but he didn’t know how relatable it’d to somebody with a bi-weekly paycheck who just spent their last on some bullshit

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

Dave Chappelle said "i got paid 25K when i was 17 and was scared to walk around with it in a backpack cause i never had something somebody wanted. i know they would kill me if they knew i had this money. now imagine having a pussy." Give this man a medal.

I really wish more of yall followed soccer cause bruh two teammates fighting is crazy but the captain of the team getting knocked out and concussed is fucking insane lmao

I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND

Some beautiful things are meant to never happen again.

though this was fusey tube