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@Safetyconundrum

Proudly representing Ambridge & Borcestshire East. Life peer in the House of Sausages. Collector of rare chutneys. Former Love Island contestant (briefly)

Ambridge Katılım Mart 2015
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FarmingUK
FarmingUK@FarmingUK·
Make this make sense 🤔
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Zanshuri
Zanshuri@Zanshuri·
Our founder and CEO will speaking at the @CEME_LDN "OWN YOUR FUTURE" event on Tuesday 24th March 2026. Details on the flyer shown.
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Ash@Safetyconundrum·
Ok people, same shit, different day. Let's do this!
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Ash@Safetyconundrum·
@FarmingUK Virtue signalling at its finest
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FarmingUK
FarmingUK@FarmingUK·
Doesn’t surprise us one bit! 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Ash@Safetyconundrum·
@omid9 Social media has so much potential but is ruined by people
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Omid Djalili
Omid Djalili@omid9·
A word on my bots 🤖 - replies are getting more real which I appreciate. Tho “fat ,, zio” always made me smile 😊 The likelihood that these replies are not AI generated but in fact a single Pakistani bloke running 31 accounts in his pants living rent free in his mother’s basement in Milton Keynes tweeting from a chair draped in a now colourful towel laden in weeks of secretions next to a vat of putrescent undergarments remains high. #BotLivesMatter #IranIsraelUSWar
yahoo from the river to the sea@yahootriple9

@omid9 Scum.

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Dzintra - Author
Dzintra - Author@DzintraSullivan·
1... Feet must be covered. Because, you know.... Monsters.
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Kat Evans
Kat Evans@KatpEvans·
@engcountrylife @mgshanks @Ed_Miliband The current price of heating oil is horrendous Within 3 weeks it went from 58p per litre to £1.30 locally And now most suppliers cannot guarantee any price- and it is changing daily
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Michael Shanks MP
Michael Shanks MP@mgshanks·
When the Price Cap comes into force in April, energy bills will be capped for 3 months. Just part of what the government is doing to tackle the cost of living.
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Ash@Safetyconundrum·
@davidgcant Davids been hacked by a large safety consultancy.
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David Cant
David Cant@davidgcant·
Tough one, but I've decided… Going to take a break from safety leadership coaching… now going to focus more on checklists & forms.
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Ash@Safetyconundrum·
@karenfthompson @benonwine Thatcher, love her or hate her, she suffered no fools. It's rumoured she was polyamerous and that is how Mr T got his name. Then I'd have to say Clement Attlee for rebuilding the country post war. Churchill is popular for being the war pm but ultimately was a horrid little shit
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Benonwine
Benonwine@benonwine·
Who do you think has been the best UK Prime Minister of the last 80 years?
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Ash@Safetyconundrum·
@joncoupland Isle of Wight, get on the hovercraft so you fly
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Jon Coupland
Jon Coupland@joncoupland·
Suggestions please for somewhere hot and nice to jet set off to for a week in April please ...
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Ash@Safetyconundrum·
@Darling_Jeeling God no, she's worse than they are. Some say more Tory than the Conservatives.
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🫖Darling Jeeling🫖
🫖Darling Jeeling🫖@Darling_Jeeling·
@Heccles94 @FergLyn You're not going to like what the answer will turn out to be. With Raynor out the cabinet: I'd ideally like to see starmer gone and most of his cabinet - who'd be worse as PM. But it seems slim pickings for a replacement. Do you think Raynor would be any good?
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Harry Eccles
Harry Eccles@Heccles94·
Richard Tice said that Angela Raynor should resign over £40,000 of stamp duty. Today it is revealed that the same man has avoided £600,000 of corporation tax. Should he resign? Or is it one rule for posh blokes and another for working class women?
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Ash@Safetyconundrum·
@Heccles94 They should both resign. Raynor may have grown up working class like many of us, but we've moved on and so has she. She can't hide behind a shield that isn't true anymore.
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Ash@Safetyconundrum·
@PhilipOnions Some may say, you don't need safety gear if you work safely? The fact the gear is in case you fuck up, is usually forgotten. Saying that he's chosen to protect the family jewels and not wear budgie smugglers.
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