SageCOMIC!!

"i do not LARP, i do not POSE, i consume whatever media i like in the amount that i want, and if im asked to 'name 3 ___' I ANSWER WITH NORMIE ANSWERS"

how some random ass governor you've never heard of before depicts the candidate they're up against in political adverts

@storkii_alt Fresno night crawler

my favorite inside joke is this right now and you guys wont believe it

@Ingridpilled That's my boy

Name 1 good movie with a sex scene that isn't pointless and has narrative significance

how it feels when you're trying to read a picture tweet but there's two videos that twitter autoplays above and below it

@TheyNeedRights Dude fuck you I think?

what does this even mean

"yeah let me send the pickle doctor thats just what i was looking for"

these emojis are so fucking stupid who is using this shit 😭

@birdrotted @mousejuanyan

@SageComic0603 @mousejuanyan Bro don’t ever send me this big ass emoji again

I just got emoji dysphoria

@happykindsoul @mousejuanyan Hahahahaha

@SageComic0603 @mousejuanyan Pickle doctor

@Favwontmiss cyan

I have a question for my fellow neurodivergent people: What color is Tuesday?

@shloggyhog @AUGMENTEDMISERY the one i sent

@SageComic0603 @AUGMENTEDMISERY What device do you have because I have no idea which one you’re talking about

facebook getting lips straight from heaven

@Review_bra Slim shady

So any bets on its actual name

Oh hello my one follower, why did you follow me even! 😭😭😭

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@NourEaton @hourly_shitpost literally the exact context of this picture

@hourly_shitpost Go, my minors!

@creechurton "maybe later"

oh ok

@BluebriarArts does fucking that fucking say fucking bentellect fucking

Who the fuck is that