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I’ll “be quiet” / stop streaming if you “be quiet” and retire let’s give the people what they want

Delta passengers when spirit passengers get on the plane

*La empresa cayéndose a pedazos* Yo en el baño viendo el PSG vs Bayern:

14 time all pro in 18 year career

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Drake Maye: "Coach, the Seahawks look pretty tough. What's the gameplan?" Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini somewhere:

LMFAO TOP 10 TWEET OF 2026. 😭

Theo is all of us rn

esto lo hace un mico o un pingüino y el internet explota de lástima somos un asco de especie

We're going around the Moon. Come watch with us. Artemis II's four-astronaut crew is lifting off from @NASAKennedy on an approximately 10-day mission that will bring us closer to living on the Moon and Mars. The launch window opens at 6:24pm ET (2224 UTC). twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Me to my wife when she asks me to take out the garbage and I do it immediately instead of sitting for another 5 minutes

I just remembered how everyone felt sad for the lonely penguin and the abandoned monkey, but this video is way sadder than both.

50 wins in a gap year ☘️

Madness.

@disclosetv Who’s back of the week @PardonMyTake

JUST IN - Tiger Woods arrested for DUI after rollover crash today — Fox

It took not a pedophile sex trafficking ring, not a genocide, not millions starving and losing their jobs, BUT a Druski skit to bring our politicians out of hiding. America.

Call your loved ones

Eid Mubarak 🐐

@FCHWPO Why don’t the Celtics post about it?