Christy 🌙✨

I’m obsessed???

when she asks for one more aram

A girl was streaming and her cat started reading the chat

“What's wrong with you lately? You seem to be checked out and not yourself.” Me: I'm grieving a life I thought I would have, battling stuff that no one knows about, and craving a future that I don't think exists for me, so yeah I'm pretty checked out. I'm fine though.

@PublicEnemiesHQ I don’t go here but I want a man like that so bad 😩

This gif has blown up outside of wrestling twitter. CM Punk setting the bar high for brothers out here 😭😂

#meandwho #please

we got vaping squirrels and cocaine sharks now welcome to 2026 baby

I need you to be on your baldest behavior

ARAM mayhem addict and her cat

ARAM mayhem is THE best thing that has happened to league of legends

league of legends got too many shredded girltwinks like yunara and not enough weird fat ghosts like bard

sadam hussein as schnitzel brötchen

[OFFICIAL] ARAM: Mayhem is here to stay! 🎲 Riot has announced they will continue to add new content and balance changes There is no end date for the game mode currently planned Via Riot Dev Update

I don’t know what any of that means

this has to be the hardest icon riot has ever released

I grew up in plano and mckinney and I have to say the thought of faker flying 12 hours to go to allen texas might be the funniest thing I’ve heard in a bit

@SaskioLoL man I don’t even play League anymore but I read all that. What a hook

lost my virginity at 16 lasted 30 seconds she laughed i panicked couldn't breathe room spinning thought i was dying years later i realized: that's EXACTLY how your lane opponent should feel watched a hardstuck gold player yesterday: "playing safe for late" wave management zero kill pressure zero LP gained told him to fix his playstyle: "make them panic so hard they can't breathe" all-in level 2 flash ignite enemy jungler typing "mid diff" here's the difference: v*rgin laning: overthought too careful trying not to embarrass yourself dies slow chad laning: raw instinct messy aggression overwhelming pressure that first time taught me what league players refuse to learn: control is an illusion aggression is powerful that shaking, can't breathe, "what the fuck is happening" feeling? that's what you should be giving, not receiving your opponent should feel like i did at 16 - completely overwhelmed, panicking, not knowing what hit them except they don't get to laugh about it later they lose LP study the saskio way

Knowing Madagascar lore, Mort could probably canonically do this.

started playing stardew valley with my girlfriend cause i thought it would be a cute thing for us to do together but it turns out she has over 400 hours logged and is running our farm like the navy

@KingsVerdict @ShitpostRock thank you for explaining this so thoroughly so I didn’t have to 😭 my SEO brain was losing my mind at the misinformation

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