El'Bito

"you're so good at golf" Me in primary:

my friends: “i’m not a hater but-” me: “don’t worry i am”

"Doctor spent 12 hours on surgery to save a criminal" Judge sentenced the criminal to death Doctor:

@Thazhigilla_ @Medzonetv I thought they teach us to make our handwriting bad 😂

Come where are those people saying Doctors have bad handwriting again? Chief, give me one jotter na😩

@pst_Goodness Rain nko 😭😭

Pesin go plan academic comeback, Nepa go dey do their own too

I don't mind telling you answers in the exam hall but which one come be spell it

when someone makes me pause my music to tell me something idgaf about

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@Haryorm2005 If nah for evening i don go play ball 😂

Mom: We have guests coming over. Me.

@raphaelekutt Ot no be for boys for here ooo😭😭

MED SCHOOL 102: If there are no femalessss in your study or discussion group, better leave that group😂

Anime is not for kids

sex is competitive, i’ll never let you outfuck me

Skipped physics class because I already knew I had motion 😌

Lecturer: Who’s your favorite footballer? Me: khvicha kvaratskhelia Lecturer: spell it Me: na lie o, na Eze

Or

@pst_Goodness I think say nah job ad you wan do 😂😂

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@pst_Goodness 😂😂 i no follow you hang microscope ooo

I miss the version of me that thought med school would be about wearing scrubs and hanging microscope around my neck

You’re either: • reading • feeling guilty for not reading • or planning to read There is no peace in medical school 😔😔

Using twitter while your lecturer is in class>>>>>>>.

garri is actually sweeter than spaghetti.