sally 👑

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

@chris_reid1018 thanks for the invite!

I think I ran into @SalSpice twin down here in Playa Del. I had to do a quick double take #lookalike

@JonKrawczynski so mad they haven't sniffed a western conference finals in 23 years 😭

@SalSpice That’s what you get for hanging in the suburbs

at a sports bar in saint paul. the tvs are broadcasting the wild, women's gymnastics, women's college basketball, combine coverage on nfl network and AHL hockey (wolf pack vs. phantoms). not a single tv with minnesota timberwolves basketball.

@BigJbilla why should i have to?

@SalSpice Why didn't you tell them to turn it lol. What bar were you at?

@sextusmaximus oh.

@SalSpice You could just ask.

@funoka it's march.

@SalSpice It’s unreal in DC too. You have to ask to get any locals (pro or college) on the bar TVs other than Commaders.

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@girlandgolf @jessi_pierce 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

Thanks @SalSpice for taking me to the Vikings museum. SKOL to running into familiar faces @jessi_pierce

shut up & take my money 😜 store.barstoolsports.com/products/seatt…

@TomPelissero wow

The Vikings fired GM Kwesi Adofo-Mensah, per sources.

@RyanVick_4 this one took me out.

@SalSpice “I think you may have saved America.” Holy shit, that hit me.

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@sdskol1983 @mrjg57 @MC_SimpsonFaxio i guess we have different definitions of "crashing the fuck out."

@SalSpice @mrjg57 @MC_SimpsonFaxio I was being sarcastic.

The way Vikings fans talk about Darnold is like an obsessive Ex. We get it, he broke our heart by leaving. But move on lol.

@sdskol1983 @mrjg57 @MC_SimpsonFaxio why would i be? a little more serious shit going on in the world.

@SalSpice @mrjg57 @MC_SimpsonFaxio Hey at least you aren’t crashing the fuck out about this for several days.

@m1lo1smyd0g1 @MC_SimpsonFaxio glad i was sitting down for that news.

@SalSpice @MC_SimpsonFaxio McCarthy is our QB

@mrjg57 @MC_SimpsonFaxio and this is an incorrect take. sam didn't break my heart bc it's not on him for leaving. it's on kwesi and/or koc. and dont come at me with that bs 1 year deal they offered, as if that was serious. and also don't tell me what to do ever again.

@SalSpice @MC_SimpsonFaxio Gotta respect the dedication

@VikingTweeta this!

@SalSpice The story is now “seattle was a much better situation” when in reality half our fanbase mocked sam for leaving and how he was nothing without KOC

so now the story is, "sam has been good but seattle didn't ask him to do much." i seem to remember the same people saying jj wouldn't have to do much either.

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