Carl

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Carl

Carl

@SalamiCannon

Not an actual chicken.

Katılım Ocak 2022
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Carl@SalamiCannon·
@SarahChampion Watched this on mute first and sang exactly the right tune 😁
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Sarah Champion@SarahChampion·
The song I hear in my head whenever my dog runs ahead 🥹
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Carl@SalamiCannon·
@TheCleanCarClub Floor it forwards, like pulling off a plaster. Tis but a scratch
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CLEAN CAR CLUB
CLEAN CAR CLUB@TheCleanCarClub·
As a senior driver, reverse or drive forward to remove it?
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Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧
Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧@reformexposed·
Reform UK’s Candidate for #Makerfield Robert Kenyon (@Makerfield_RFK) deleted his old account - we assume because he reposted a lot of far-right stuff. Like Carl Benjamin, Peter Sweden and Wayne O’Rouke who was imprisoned after inciting violence during the Southport Riots. Kenyon himself posted an 11 post thread trying to defend Reform UK when a member of his campaign team was found to have caused criminal damage in the riots.
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Carl@SalamiCannon·
Nice, Italy have managed to get Tony Hutchinson to sing their entry #Eurovisión2026
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Carl@SalamiCannon·
Been trying to figure out who Victoria reminds me of. Finally figured out that she looks like a cross between Stacey Dooley and La Voix #Eurovisión2026
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Andy Bush
Andy Bush@bushontheradio·
What TV show intro theme do you hear in your head following THIS?
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Carl@SalamiCannon·
@Archwinger1 @layxsnv I think it's only essential for clarity in lists of 3 items. If you said "We invited Gary, my parents, John and Jane" then I think that is clear without the Oxford comma. I would always use the Oxford comma though.
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Archwinger@Archwinger1·
@layxsnv The Oxford comma is essential for clarity: "We invited my parents, John and Jane." -- My parents' names are John and Jane "We invited my parents, John, and Jane." -- four guests are attending: my two parents, plus John and Jane
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solé
solé@layxsnv·
Okay, where are the English scholars, which one?
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Carl
Carl@SalamiCannon·
@QueenAnticommie If you can't afford to pay your staff, close your fucking business
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Anticommie
Anticommie@QueenAnticommie·
I agree with this! If you can’t afford a tip, stay home
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Carl@SalamiCannon·
@bushontheradio According to Professor Hannah Fry, you have to exhale sharply as you attempt to unscrew it
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Andy Bush
Andy Bush@bushontheradio·
CANNOT get this jar of pickles open. What do I do? Help.
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Carl@SalamiCannon·
@anon_opin In fairness, it's just 6 of one and half a dozen of the other
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Anon Opin.
Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
I don't understand the point of using the term "dozen". It means 12, so just say 12? It's even worse when people say or type "half a dozen". Just say 6 or six.
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elefire grey
elefire grey@Elefire_the_elf·
if the money changes ur situation for a little bit but it doesn't give you lifelong stability then it isnt life changing its life altering.
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Bill Madden
Bill Madden@maddenifico·
This is just plain fucking weird. While JD Vance is escorted out immediately, Trump just sits there like a bump on a log.
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Carl@SalamiCannon·
Civilised people only put up with whiny little entitled bitches for so long before they just call it a day. I'm looking at you #usa
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Carl@SalamiCannon·
@guajardo_acm @ick_real Every time I set up a new phone Google decides to backup all of my photos, fills up the storage and then my emails stop. Easy to turn off the backup and clear the photos down, but still a pain
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Michael Guajardo
Michael Guajardo@guajardo_acm·
Lol, I’ve had a Gmail account for some 15+ years and I’ve barely put a dent in it, and that’s including all the spam that I get, all the subscriptions to newsletters that I have, all the statements I get from my accounts, etc., etc. Google gives you something like 15 GB of free storage for email. Pro accounts give you even more. Who the heck is going to use up all that space and just email messages?
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Carl
Carl@SalamiCannon·
@PrisNx6 You used to be able to renew a passport before it expired and get the 10 years added onto the end of it, meaning that it was valid for more than 10 years. This is the thing that a lot of people fell foul of after we walked away from the EU.
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Pris
Pris@PrisNX6·
@SalamiCannon eh? uk passports are 10 yrs long so the expiry is 10yrz away from issue date, use to travel though is 3 mth from proposed RETURN date.
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Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷
Ha! I’ve just been refused entry onto a plane from Stansted to Bologna because my passport issue date is March 2016. The expiry date is August 2026 but the rule is 10 years from issue date. Another Brexit benefit. Apparently. Go home now.
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Carl@SalamiCannon·
@PrisNx6 @MichaelRosenYes Even if he'd had 9 months left on it he still wouldn't have been able to use it. The problematic rule is that the expiry can't be longer than 10 years after the start date, and that IS a rule that now affects us as a result of Brexit.
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Pris@PrisNX6·
@MichaelRosenYes well thats awful for you. but still, you should have checked no? if the main reason ppl have for rejoining is simply convenience then i would sooner not holiday in shengen and go further afield. it is a petty eu rule not a uk govt one.
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Carl@SalamiCannon·
@EastEndJoe Surely there will no music because he'll just be dumped over the side of a warship in the middle of the ocean. Pretty sure that's what Americans usually do with war criminals that they apprehend.
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Joe G
Joe G@EastEndJoe·
Send in the clowns!
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Aditya Raj Kaul
Aditya Raj Kaul@AdityaRajKaul·
What will Trump do if Iran refuses to open Strait of Hormuz by Tuesday?
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Gina Milan@ginamilan_·
@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump Shut your fucking British mouth. Newsflash: America isn’t the UK. We’ve got a leader with balls, not some weak-ass punk bitch like Starmer. Yawn. 🥱
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Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan@piersmorgan·
This is embarrassing, Delete it, President ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ - unless you want everyone to think you’ve lost your marbles.
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