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Salt Lake Jake

@SaltLakeJake

Trying to be like Jesus(TRYING!) Utes, Utes, Mammoth, Jazz, Chiefs, Royals. BBQ & Dr Pepper. President of Devon Dampier fan club. Disciple of Christ #LDS

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Salt Lake Jake
Salt Lake Jake@SaltLakeJake·
I’m going to make this my pinned tweet. This is when Jim Rome gave me the nickname “Salt Lake Jake”
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Joe Wheat
Joe Wheat@joewheat27·
Kyle Whittingham’s pettiness knows no bounds.
Mr PitBull Stories@MrPitbull07

When ranchers in Utah's Rich County found eighteen sheep killed in March 2022, they assumed coyotes. USDA Wildlife Services flew a plane over the kill site and found something feeding on the carcasses that had only been confirmed in the state eight times in forty years. It was a wolverine. Utah sits at the extreme southern margin of the wolverine's North American range. The animal is built for the deep snow and high alpine of Montana, Idaho, and Wyoming, country above ten thousand feet where the winters last eight months and the terrain rejects everything that is not specifically engineered to survive it. A wolverine showing up in Utah's ranch country was not a routine predator complaint. It was a biological event. State wildlife managers had no protocol for it because they had never needed one. Biologists set specialized barrel traps near the sheep carcasses. Catching a wolverine in a live trap is considered one of the most difficult captures in North American wildlife management. The animal is trap-smart, solitary, covers enormous distances daily, and operates almost exclusively in terrain that humans struggle to access on foot. The odds of a wolverine walking into a barrel trap were close to zero. The next morning, a sheepherder found one of the trap doors dropped. Inside was a healthy, twenty-eight-pound male, estimated at three to four years old. It was the first wolverine ever live-captured by biologists in Utah's history. The team sedated him, packed his body in ice to keep his core temperature stable during the examination, fitted him with a GPS tracking collar, and released him into the deep snow of the Uinta Mountains. For researchers who had spent careers studying an animal they almost never got to see, that collar was the first real-time data source on wolverine movement the state had ever produced. The data that came back over the next twenty-five days confirmed what wolverine biologists in other states had documented but Utah had never been able to verify on its own ground. The animal logged over 195 miles of travel in less than a month. He did not drift south toward lower elevations or leave the state. He locked into the high peaks of the Uintas above ten thousand feet and ran massive looping circuits through avalanche chutes, rocky ridgelines, and snowfields deep enough to bury a man standing upright. The daily distances he covered would qualify as an endurance event for a human athlete on flat ground. He was doing it through the most physically punishing terrain in the state, in winter, alone, at elevation, without stopping. The eighteen dead sheep that started the whole sequence were never repeated. The wolverine moved into the high country and stayed there, operating in a landscape so remote and so hostile that the only evidence of his existence was the GPS signal pinging coordinates from ridgelines that no person had visited in months. The collar proved what the forty years of scattered sightings could only suggest. The wolverine was not passing through Utah. It was living there, quietly covering nearly two hundred miles of frozen alpine rock in less than a month, completely invisible to every human being in the state. Source: Source: Utah Division of Wildlife Resources / USDA Wildlife Services

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Cretedawg
Cretedawg@Cretedogg78·
@SaltLakeJake @freemale221g Cam is gone just like Kyle. Mark is your daddy and the only thing you got left is tampons in the boys restrooms.
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Salt Lake Jake
Salt Lake Jake@SaltLakeJake·
@kalyrosm @3YearLetterman Katy have you never been to Bethlehem Pennsylvania? His birthplace. Coach has an entire set of gently used in encyclopedias. He knows what he’s talking about.
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Kathy
Kathy@kalyrosm·
@3YearLetterman Since when was Jesus American? I’m confused. Is this parody?
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Salt Lake Jake
Salt Lake Jake@SaltLakeJake·
@freemale221g Under Rising Utah had the 11th best offense in 2022 and 14th in 2021. That season he already had 7 TD passes in 6 quarters before getting hurt. Don’t come in here with your weak shit. I have stats to back it up.
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Freemale
Freemale@freemale221g·
@SaltLakeJake It was already getting worse for Utah on offense long before that happened. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Rising getting injured is just their excuse. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Salt Lake Jake
Salt Lake Jake@SaltLakeJake·
@dGod23 Well..... if this was the first generous thing he did, sure. But there are infinite stories of Shaq paying off widows houses, sick kids medical bills, walking through jewelry stores buying peoples engagement rings etc. Hes a big time giver.
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Daniel
Daniel@dGod23·
@SaltLakeJake 😂😂 Look, I’m not one to try and spend other people’s money, but isn’t that odd? Come on, you know it’s odd. Nearly 4 decades after he leaves school and becomes a gazillionaire he finally remembers his friends? 😂 I love Shaq, BTW, so whatever.
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Daniel
Daniel@dGod23·
Is anybody here (SL County) a koi 🐟 enthusiast or do they know any? I am looking to re-home six of them because I’m closing my pond cause I’m trying to save the Great Salt Lake. Free to good home. I bought them as babies 3-4 years ago and aren’t very big yet. Maybe 8-10 inches.
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Salt Lake Jake
Salt Lake Jake@SaltLakeJake·
@dGod23 LMAO. If you were truly penitent, you’d give your Koi pond back to the Paiute tribe by this weekend
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Daniel
Daniel@dGod23·
@SaltLakeJake I’m trying to be better and do better. I have a lot of soul-searching to do. Help me grow. Plus my pond is on stolen land.
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Salt Lake Jake
Salt Lake Jake@SaltLakeJake·
No one wants this. No fan wants this. What are we doing?
Yahoo Sports@YahooSports

The American Football Coaches Association's Board of Trustees are expected to release its decision to support a 24-team playoff and the elimination of league title games, per @RossDellenger. The most-discussed 24-team CFP model includes an at-large bracket determined by CFP rankings, an automatic berth for the Group of Six leagues and first-round campus games for seeds 9-24.

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Salt Lake Jake
Salt Lake Jake@SaltLakeJake·
@FoxNews Hang his ass from the highest tree and stream it live
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Fox News
Fox News@FoxNews·
BREAKING: Former FedEx driver Tanner Horner, who pleaded guilty to capital murder and aggravated kidnapping in the death of 7-year-old Athena Strand, has been sentenced to death.
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Clint Teeples
Clint Teeples@TeeplesCY·
The Prediction (2017) The Reality (2026)
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Salt Lake Jake
Salt Lake Jake@SaltLakeJake·
@NorthShoreHaole @TeeplesCY 200 years later, it’s stronger and bigger than ever with a record growth in the last year. So no, they weren’t right in any regard.
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