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RBG we miss you today and always.

Dear Americans, Since the White House press secretary is attacking me today, I wanted to tell you this ⤵️

Ok. Roll call. Who's still here?

A private security contractor is denying members of Congress access to the Department of education

I found the most adorable hoodies ever!!! Half-giant.com So cool. Just look at that zipper!

I will never understand the celebration of chaos and the future failure of our country under right wing leadership. We are still in the same boat, folks. Like it or not. We need to do what we can, locally, to institute change in our communities. Don't give away your hope.

I won’t have enough tea to sip nor popcorn to eat over the next 4 years! I’ve done countless interviews explaining that we need immigrants and that they contribute to our economy! Businesses blow us up about needing workers. And what do ya know?! MAGA got played & is mad at who?! The same 2 guys that they were just yelling was looking out for them last week as the government was on the verge of a shutdown! Please post the best threads of the drama between Vivek, Elon, & Mad MAGA 👇🏾.

@Michell33650674 It’s clearly written out in black and white and no gray area…. In the constitution that maga claim they patriotically follow. They just ignore the facts that don’t agree with their narrative.

@bettybuzz I got shorted! You bet I noticed that I was missing a few sips of your delicious, spicy ginger beer. Keep up the great work!

@cmadmax @DeanObeidallah I'm sure that Putin is on speed dial.

@DeanObeidallah He won’t be in charge anyway, Vance and oligarchs will rule.

REMINDER: Trump's cognitive decline is getting worse. Corporate media can ignore this fact as much as they want but psychologists explained that his decline will only get worse. There will be a point where Trump is a PINO-a President in Name Only and then Trump's oligarchs will be running the nation

@EngageMyFarm @JoJoFromJerz You're right. She does have courage, a heart and a brain. Maybe the Wizard has something for you too.

@JoJoFromJerz You embody all 3 and I couldn't pick just one.

So, Trump went on tv and said he was going to deport children who were born here, consider investigating Joe Biden & pardon those who violently attacked our Capitol. No plan for healthcare other than to terminate it, no plan for lowering inflation or the price of eggs. Why? Because he doesn’t give a shit about any of that. He never did and he never will.

@DocAtCDI @lindalexus54 I would like to be included. We will do some underground railroad shit if we have to!

@lindalexus54 stick close, we are building a network!

This isn’t a simple disagreement, like whether pineapple belongs on pizza. We could agree to disagree about that and still be friends. But this is different. By supporting Trump, you told me—and the people I love—that you want families like mine destroyed. You told me you’re okay with women being forced to carry dead or nonviable pregnancies even at the cost of their own lives. You told me that people who love each other shouldn’t be allowed to marry unless it fits your approval. You didn’t just share a preference for a different color or taste. You told me you believe a man with 34 felony charges, twice impeached, laughed at by the world, who stole classified information, and was found liable for sexual assault, is a better choice than a woman of color who happens to laugh in a way you find strange. You told me you support someone who advocates for locking up people deemed “un-American,” even if that means real Americans could be caught in the purge. You stand by someone who wants to arrest and imprison anyone who disagrees with him—all so you might save 50 cents on a dozen eggs. You’ve shown me your morality. You’ve shown me your soul is for sale. You’ve shown me who you are.

Men aren’t dateable until they learn how to make risotto and clean the burn part off the bottom of the pan

@johnastoehr I'm sure that his daughters are SO grateful that he 'let' them vote however they like. We will never go back.

I might not show up for dinner either if my dad openly called my beliefs a mental disorder but what do I know?

All of this :

Astigmatism says: Almond Flour = Almost Flour. Tomato, toh-mah-toe.

If you have a kid with special needs, move to a blue state. If you are a racial minority, move to a blue state. If you are a woman, move to a blue state. If you are LGBTQ, move to a blue state. If you are an immigrant, move to a blue state. Time is of the essence.

@MatthewZemola @MsK7781 @jbj5613 @CundiffVanessa @NicolasEdny @michelle_byoung

@MsK7781 @jbj5613 @CundiffVanessa @NicolasEdny @michelle_byoung Well, as much as I dislike Trump, you have made it clear that your opinion is not worth taking seriously by saying that Hillary Clinton was 'basically right about everything'. You don't know what will occur in the future admin. The world/country probably isn't ending.

I keep reading all these accounts from Trump voters who claim "Oh, I didn't know about that policy," or "Oh, I never heard him say that." I say BS, but ok, let's follow that logic down: If you didn't hear any of his policies or what he said THEN WHAT WERE YOU VOTING FOR?

Spoiler: We know.

So the brain worm serial cheater who decapitated a whale & dumped a dead bear is gonna be in charge of our nation’s health and the chick who shot her dog and her goat and lied about meeting with Kim Jong Un is gonna be in charge of our homeland security. We are living The Onion.