Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

I’d like to ask Padres fans to join me in showing support for Dave Roberts during these trying times. No one should have to feel unsettled in their own home. Join me in support of those who have survived unsettling ball attacks as we hold a moment of silence before today’s game.

@BTC_for_Freedom This is absolutely ridiculous. At best the lazy people get 3k each and the rest is gobbled up by admin jobs who helped redistribute it.

If you take $70,000 from the paycheck of a hard worker and give $10,000 to 7 lazy people, you lose one vote but gain 7. That’s how the west works now.

@owndodgerhaters This is unintentionally hilarious. Just an absolute nozzle thing to say.

I promise you cubs fans don’t want a lil rivalry with us, do you see how we treat padre fans ? You don’t want this smoke 😭

First pitch swinging 😏

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@Arrogance_0024 The value for troop morale, recruitment, etc. is astronomical. Not to mention that pilot has had potentially tens of millions of dollars invested in him in training and mission costs. Real world battle experience has a value far greater than that of equipment.

The "leave no man behind" doctrine is actually a strategic weakness disguised as a virtue. Name one other military on earth that destroys 6 aircraft and fights a ground battle inside a sovereign nation to recover one pilot. You can't. Because no other military confuses tactical sentimentality with strategic logic. Soldiers serve the mission. The mission doesn't serve the soldier. The US has now established that Iran can shoot down an F-15, then watch America spend $300M and expose Delta Force trying to prove it didn't happen. That's not military doctrine. That's politics with weapons. A military that cannot accept the risk of loss cannot win wars. The US hasn't won one since 1945.

I love when nothing dries because the fitted sheet turned the whole load into one massive b@llsack.

The Louvre doesn't deserve this. Get this beauty hung in every Buffalo Wild Wings in the nation.

Too slow of a start for the Padres offense, only for their comeback effort to be ruined by a choke job from the pitching. Need to see more from the stars if this team wants to have a chance to compete

@TheKevinDalton Lmao he said “lane miles” which is way worse. That means for every mile of 4 lane road they resurface they are claiming they did 4 lane miles. That 60 miles could actually be like 15 miles or less of entire streets.

Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass gets absolutely obliterated on live TV during a pothole filling photo op. She attempts to brag about paving 60 miles of Los Angeles streets, when the reporter informs her there are 22,000 miles to pave in Los Angeles. For those keeping track at home that is 0.27% of the city. Good luck with those bent and broken rims. Reporting credit: @ericspillman @KTLA

@MLBPipeline @Padres @AJCassavell A rash!?

Even after recent trades of young talent, the #Padres still have a rash of prospects to watch in Spring Training, including catcher Ethan Salas. The 19-year-old can learn a lot on body and game preparation to improve from last season: atmlb.com/4qMBd1N

@DonRoberTJ AI slop

Vista de San Diego, CA. Desde el viaducto elevado de Tijuana.

@DevineGospel Going for quantity over quality and hoping Niebla can work his magic on one of these guys.

DSG “No One Asked For This” We Just Signed Germán Márquez Postgame Show What a sneaky pickup for the Friars Looking to bounce back after a DOG SHIT 25’ season in Colorado Niebla makes some magic and we got a dude Love the depth! Love the Pads!

@ShipMyMoneyDFS @AlZeidenfeld You guys are basing all your political opinions off of being terminally online. Reality for the average American voter is nothing like what you see on social media. This is from a Gallup poll in 2019. Black or women candidates were more electable than Jewish or even evangelicals.

@AlZeidenfeld The Dems are the ones who chose to run a Black woman despite knowing that millions of Americans will not vote for a woman and/or a Black person

Trump is president because there are millions of Americans that refuse to vote for a woman for the office. PERIOD.

@ClownWorld This is a Darwin Award if that frozen dirt releases all at once.

@Muninnreserve People should be ruthlessly shamed for posting something like that.

I had to read this multiple times to figure out that it’s not satire. Yes, throwing grenades at people and things is a crime. How are you surprised by this lmao?

@DodgersNation @BleacherReport Lmao Roki gonna be pissed

Roki Sasaki is headlining a proposed trade package for the Dodgers to land Tarik Skubal, per @bleacherreport What are your thoughts?

@dpshow Hey @dpshow is a lockout good for baseball?

Are the #Dodgers actually *good* for baseball? 🤔

@TAT1SSZN There’s only one rational answer to whether what the Dodgers are doing is good/bad for baseball. And that is to ask “is a lockout good/bad for baseball?” If a lockout is bad, then the thing that causes it is also bad.

Has this dude had a single good opinion in his life

@BenVerlander @FlippinBatsPod This is an honest question for you Ben. Is a lockout bad for baseball? And if so, is the thing that directly causes the lockout also bad for baseball?

The Los Angeles Dodgers are NOT BAD FOR BASEBALL The teams that DO THE OPPOSITE are And before people yell, “nOt eVEryOnE cAn sPenD LiKe tHe dOdGeRs”, that may be true. In fact, it IS true. BUT what everyone CAN do is put revenue back into the team. And many don’t do that. Teams not even trying. THAT is the problem. Watch here now: youtu.be/l0P-gPNRFVo?si…

@broken_padre @mickeykoke People are allowed to enjoy things without having to inject politics into them. You don’t have to apply a purity test to everything you enjoy in life.

@mickeykoke So because you're a big fucking pussy you should just ignore all of the realities of the world and only talk about baseball? aight man, u do u maybe Peter Thiel will buy the Pads and you'll be super happy he buys up high priced FA's as he also funds the destruction of democracy

Should I endure unbearable panic attacks instead? Serious question. Not everyone has an agenda.