Sam ☁️🪵

I've seen nerds say, "how does the malware guy who doesnt go outside have a family and i dont?" Well, it's very shrimple. 1. I don't talk about what I do, ever. They don't understand malware and if I tried to explain it they'd be scared. 2. I don't tell anyone what I do on the internet, ever. If I told people I unironically talk to cyber terrorists and send the FBI pictures of cats they'd be scared. 3. I don't talk about computers or anything technology adjacent, ever. Computers are for nerds and normal people don't understand it. If I explained anything they'd be scared. 4. I dress normal. I wear generic middle class jeans from generic middle class stores. I wear generic shoes like Nikes. I don't wear cybersecurity shirts. All my shirts are cheap $8 shirts that are blank with no logo on it. Basically, be a normal person. Talk about dumb shit, like the weather or food, or something. Ask people about themselves (they love talking about themselves). You have to segregate internet person from IRL person. tl;dr malware is illegal and for nerds

I would say I'm already 50% there, but still weeks away.