Niccolò Machiavelli

Due to personal reasons, I'll be incredibly successful in everything I do.

@aderemilekun_ But how did Tolu, who has only been buying one pen, suddenly have the money to buy bulk for sale?

- Tolu stole N5,000 from her parents but she couldn’t just start spending it freely in school without teachers or classmates asking where she got the money from. - So, on her way to school she bought pens and started selling them to her classmates. - Now, the money appears legitimate because everyone believes Tolu is making money from selling pens. She can now buy food and snacks without suspicion.

@rukky_nate @gentlemanway007 Chapel Hill Denham is between 17.15 and 18.1%

@gentlemanway007 none. they’re all currently at 15-16% max at the moment.

Which money market fund currently offers the best returns in Nigeria?

@oreoluwaniemimi @iambaashh Try again, it's working now

@iambaashh Cscs no dey go through for ngx any reason why?

How to buy Dangote refinery shares when it launched.. 1. Create an account with the Nigeria Exchange Group. Google NGX website. 2. Then go to your broker (Bamboo, Afriinvest etc) and copy your CSCS number. 3. Comeback to the NGX profile you created and link your CSCS number. Then wait for the day the Stock is launched. Any newly launched stock will be displayed on the Available Offers section of your NGX app. So get ready for this once in a while opportunity...

@sowore Please, can you pretend you never saw this?

Today, we are once again witnessing the reckless abuse of @policenh powers against social media users in Nigeria. What is even more disturbing is how some Nigerian celebrities now appear more eager than politicians and security agencies to throw largely poor young Nigerians into prison under the guise of “cybercrime,” simply because of internet banter or comments they dislike. I have read reports about singers like @Simi and @AdekunleGold allegedly using the police against critics online, and now similar allegations involving @ayrastarr and others keep surfacing. Meanwhile, these same celebrities sit comfortably among international stars abroad demanding respect and award for creative freedom and artistic expression, yet many of those global celebrities would never (and functioning systems) won’t let them weaponize the police, corrupt prosecutors, or compromised court judges against ordinary citizens over free speech or online commentary. This growing culture of criminalizing speech, jokes, criticism, trolling, and online banter is dangerous to democracy and fundamentally incompatible with freedom of expression. The real shame belongs to the irresponsible Nigeria Police Force @PoliceNG and sections of the justice system that continue enabling these abuses instead of protecting citizens’ rights. The police must stop acting as private enforcers for the rich, connected and powerful. Nigerians cannot continue to be shipped to prison because influential people are offended online. #RevolutionNow

@FabrizioRomano Chelsea will Manyoo next season. When their mates are travelling out, they will be in their homes watching TV. Next season, Chelsea will relegate

🚨🏆 Manchester City beat Chelsea win the FA Cup! 💙✨ Second title of the season after the League Cup won in March.

@Farmercist What have you done with all your money?

Rich forex trade who makes 2 million dollars on every trades goes ahead to buy a 2001 Camry with 1 million miles for errands. No driver should be put to such torture of driving such a car, buying a Mercedes‑Maybach SL 680 Monogram for his driver would have made more sense. While he enjoys the luxury of his 2026 g wagon brabus rocket 800 and 2026 Gle 53 his errand driver suffers and wallows in a 2001 Camry.

@GladsomeUdoh @Only1tommo They no longer do

@Only1tommo think bournemouth needs that more than Arsenal

Arsenal fans the best outcome would be Chelsea taking Manchester City to extra time then apply the final dagger in a penalty shootout. Arsenal beat Burnley 3-0 Manchester City will have two days rest before they play inform Bournemouth AWAY.

@Only1tommo I don't trust Chelsea that much. Such a yeye team would be out before the end of first half

@stylishduchess @MRmneyheod You don believe am be that o

@MRmneyheod May we not date an unfortunate fellow🙏

Dj cuppy’s ex boyfriend Ryan Taylor claims he broke up with cuppy because she was barren and he threatens to post her nudes online if she continues dragging his name.

@BridgetUrenna What do they talk about on the talking stage?

He then insisted on staying over instead of leaving her alone. She said she doesn’t even know how it happened. Maybe it was because he made her feel protected, and she fell for him even harder, but they ended up making out that night. The next morning, he left early, and she called me on WhatsApp crying. I comforted her and told her that sleeping with someone on the first date doesn’t make her a loose woman. I told her to just watch how things unfold. Guess who called me this evening saying her talking stage now boyfriend has been so intentional and sweet ever since?

My friend slept with her talking stage on their first date, and she’s been beating herself up over it. That night after their date, he drove her home. When they got to her place, she noticed her door was slightly open and she immediately got scared. She ran out and asked him to come check what was going on. What made it even strange was that she was sure she had locked the door before leaving she had even shown him her keys in her bag earlier. They went back in together, checked everywhere, and surprisingly, nothing was missing. But he kept insisting she wasn’t safe staying alone and asked her to come over to his apartment. My friend, being a traditional babe, refused……

@FabrizioRomano Give me Raya please

🚨🗳️ Premier League Player of the Season nominees for season 2025/26. Who’s your winner? 🫵🏼

@CPFC Please shataaaaaaap

Defeat against Manchester City.

@WhatsApp Who uses Meta AI?

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@Daavid_EST @FabrizioRomano The defender was the one who pushed the goalie, go and watch again. He was already at the right place to get the back until Martinez pushed him slightly. The slight push threw the goalie off balance.

@Sam1surest_ @FabrizioRomano You don't know ball. The defender is in the perfect position to make the clearance. If the goalie is coming for the ball, he should communicate with the defender cuz the defender can't see him.

Cristiano Ronaldo at full time. 💔 Al Nassr need one more win to become Saudi Pro League champions.

@CPFC I can't beg you to work for money. 10m will pay a lot of your players' salaries over a month. Do it for yourself, see it as your profit for training Eze

See you in Manchester 🫡

@TalkswithAkwa What work is if that they are working

It is when you get married you will realize that getting pregnant is not as easy as people think. You people will work and work and try different styles and all. But during dating, just one small ejaculation and pregnancy will enter. Men am l lying.

@TadyJerry 4 seconds to go

Wtf is wrong with Al-Nassr? You had only few minutes to finish the game. C'mon.

@HarmlessHQ They will beat Damac

If Al Nassr loses their next match, and Al Hilal wins their next two matches, That means Ronaldo will be going trophyless... It will happen.

@flowzki @TouchlineX The next match is at home and they will beat Damac

@TouchlineX nothing sweeter than winning the league with your home fans nothing !!! but they spent all the money on the team but got a uselsss goalkeeper bento

🚨 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥: The league title is still 100% in Al-Nassr's hands! If they win or draw their last game of the season they will be crowned CHAMPIONS! 🏆

@FabrizioRomano Damac will pay for it. It's still an home game too. It's now left to managing minutes in the league finals against G-Osaka. Who knows, Nassr might just do the double.