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@brian_szyper @BillyHogT @RyFly4lyfe @DeItaone "My name's Brian and I financed my waterbed!"

@bear_ing Is she @0liviajulianna too?

Oh. My. God. I’ve been waiting patiently for this 😂

@rockhard1111 Lol. Less than 7k likes on a "national protest". Comments disabled. Hilary gonna Clinton.

That’ll be a first for you clowns peaceful ha ha you guys are pathetic

I think he stopped after the first Steelers pass.

Let's see how the Bengals can disappoint me tonight. My prediction: Cousin Rock and I stop watching by halftime.

🎵 Hooman Tell your Squirrel not to walk my way Tell your Squirrel not to hear my words What they mean, what they say, Hooman Hooman Do you wanna bang heads with me? Do you wanna feel everything? Oh, Hooman Hooman! 🎵

@Matt_Pinner Property taxes go up - tf you think happens?

Do you agree ? Yes or No

Cousin Rock waves good morning to everyone.

@TheBoyBlob Crazy... Look who I saw this morning

@red_chem_lite 🎵 Friendsssss Foreverrrr 🎵

Inseparable ♥️

@still_hustling Literally just moved out of Cincinnati yesterday. It's becoming a joke.

Damn, Cincinnati made it on clown world.

@TheBoyBlob C.U.N.T. Caucasian Uber Network Television

@janefkndoe @CallMeK1123 @Yoc_Star Sweet cuz my hobbiez is using my one eye I have left to look at 3 people simultaneously.

@dogscantwhistle Hunam's pizza security is very horrendous. Good thing Cousin was there to test weaknesses.

Hooman, once again, getting caught in the act of ordering the wrong toppings Thankfully the light turned on for all to see Unbelievable incompetence

@mayomonkey So true. My before and after pic.

Those who like my posts are happier, more intelligent, and better looking than those who don't, according to a study I made up.

I pull up to the dog park like:

@Awk20000 QT is a moron. I'll believe my eyes before I believe a moron.

The Fear& podcast crew defend Hasan in CollarGate, say they never saw anything bad “I would like to make it clear, I don’t believe that Hasan has abused the dog..I’ve never seen a shock” “I also don’t believe that..cuz I bore witness to how you treat her”

@AnisaTheGreasy Don't let @hasanthehun see yore dogs!

Enjoying the fall weather 🍁🍂

@hasanthehun Free Kaya 🍉

israel is hellbent on continuing its genocide regardless of the international support trump got for committing them to a ceasefire. i worry that trump will pull another biden & falsely claim hamas is not abiding by the conditions and let israel violate peace again. just like jan

@0liviajulianna Just another day you were at a buffet

If No Kings is a “hate America rally” what was January 6th?

@37smadAmaS @DubzyOnceAgain She calls me stupid constantly during sex.

@Sam268100Sam @DubzyOnceAgain I get called stupid probably 2-3 times a day

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women, actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her vaginal opening and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favor. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.