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@SamBalogna

My name's Sam. Huge supporter of baby cages. Welcome Retards of the world.

Far Away From Feds Katılım Kasım 2025
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@trav12037911 I went to my first meeting in a long time last night. My spiritual awareness is on fire 🔥 😂
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Trav 👄🫀@trav12037911·
Is growth something that happens to you or something you finally stop fighting?
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@buffys They can't afford AC. So they're always cranky.
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europe is such an easy country to ragebait
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@SMF904 They said: You know those ugly, boxy, Cyber Trucks? Let's make it into a shoe.
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@McDonalds McDonald's - our food is shit - so now we make shoes.
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McDonald's@McDonalds·
follow the turquoise arches for early access on 5.29 Book 2 x McDonald's available globally 6.02
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@dogscantwhistle *Expert Navigation Rates Apply Cousin is highly trained.
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@YouTubeIndia Why? So your AI can demonetize them?
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YouTube India@YouTubeIndia·
mention a YouTube channel you always go back to 👇
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@NoContextBrits Brits are poorer than our poorest state and can't afford AC. America out here hanging foot long D on Memorial Day.
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No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·
Americans explaining to Brits how 26 °C (79 °F) isn’t hot while living in air conditioned detached houses made of wood.
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@AP911Auntie Cane Corso has always been my dream dog. But I won't get one because of the 6 year life expectancy.
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@Matt_Bruh1 @dogscantwhistle @Visa Just hope he doesn't end up guilty of fraud like Cousin Bella and her "Invisible Air Pillow" scheme. 🤦‍♂️
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Matt bruh@Matt_Bruh1·
Still raining and still having boredom 😔
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🚨 Breaking News 🚨 Cousin Rock and Cousin Bella are utterly unimpressed by the amount of fireworks being set off this Memorial Day. They demand "More Fireworks!"
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@vicale Yeah but Rome had nasty food back then and they wiped their behinds with communal sponges. America wins again 😂
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Emil@vicale·
Which civilization left the greatest legacy behind?
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Peggy Flanagan@peggyflanagan·
George Floyd should be alive today. On the anniversary of his murder, our hearts break for his family and community. Nothing will bring George Floyd back to his loved ones – to his little girl, Gianna. But there is work left for all of us to do.
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@DanXAura Greg is funny. You are not. There will never be another Greg.
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Dan M@DanXAura·
So Nikita called me and many others out for posting greetings. Meanwhile, Gregg, an account with 1.2M followers, posts “Good morning” and “Good night” almost every single day, but somehow Nikita doesn’t utter a word about that. Why?
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@CityMinneapolis I've got $20 fenty bags for $10 in honor of George Floyd. Today only!
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Sam@SamBalogna·
@Matt_Bruh1 @dogscantwhistle Why pay now when you can pay later? Introducing the NEW Cousin Rock Card brought to you by @Visa . With a 0% introductory interest rate! (Introductory interest rate is only for the first 32 seconds and changes to a flat 55% rate after the introductory phase is over)
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@Matt_Bruh1 Rainy days are sad days 😞
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Sam@SamBalogna·
@DoinksTheFrog Foot long weiners. Just like our founding fathers had!
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@dogscantwhistle "Pulled the pup out"? Yeah, after cousin made it easy by doing all the "sawing, digging, and providing his own remote-camera technology" free of charge.
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Not a Pinko@dogscantwhistle·
Pawsitive news of the day Cousin Tank is ok! Proper: “The operation included sawing, shoveling, digging and remote-camera technology. Firefighters were eventually able to dig down and pull the pup out” Yorkshire terrier rescued after getting stuck under deck foundation
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