Sam
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Sam
@SamBalogna
My name's Sam. Welcome Retards of the world.
Far Away From Hoes Katılım Kasım 2025
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Is there some kind of secret to providing tiny Cousin Sosa a pillow when he sleeps upside down like this?
@dogscantwhistle
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@dogscantwhistle Ohhh...
Must be the new revisions.
My current copy is from 2006.
Ty.
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@SamBalogna Courtesy copy of:
“Pillows, Proper Placement, and You: A Hooman’s Guide to Happiness”
is en route
Pay particular attention to pages 1724-1811
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Ummm, clearly someone doesn’t know the Bible because when did Jesus become an American?
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman
Easter is an amazing American holiday 2026 years ago today, at this very hour, a great American, Jesus, emerged from the tomb where he’d been imprisoned and sleeping for 3 days, and rolled the stone away He would go on to literally write the Bible in English He is Risen 🇺🇸
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@IranArmyMedia You both are.
Israeli regime = Iranian regime in the evil index
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Dear Americans,
Iran is not your enemy
Israel is.
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@SenWarren Why you trying to get someone else to pay your taxes?
And how can I do that?
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Jeff Bezos has $222 billion.
If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.
And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.
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@BaztaUs 3500 child hospitalizations from this game per year, 27 deaths in 2025.
Do not buy these magnets
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@IfindRetards I feel like she's a multiple retard of the day recipient.
Good for her.
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@SamBalogna @MoMohler The only false advertising here was the $7 worth of Taco Bell
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Makes a claim something was absurdly cheaper than what it actually was and proceeds to get butthurt in the comments when people call out the claim using evidence thats in the literal photo.
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓@MoMohler
Yellow Taco Bell era was elite. All this cost like $7.
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@MoMohler @TylerMcJoe Now Tyler knows how all the women he told he had a big d*ck feel.
That's why he changed his name to Tyler Short.
Too many false advertising complaints filed.
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@TylerMcJoe Not butt hurt. Surprised at people getting butt hurt about the post. It’s not that important.
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@narendramodi Such a better post than the "Defender of the faith" King Charles posted.
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Greetings on Easter. This sacred day celebrates hope and renewal. May it bring peace, joy and brightness to everyone’s lives. May the teachings of Jesus Christ inspire all to be kind and strengthen the spirit of togetherness in society.
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Why doesn’t every Wendy's have a designated Wendy?
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ドイツ人女性が自分の家のすぐ外で起こっている出来事を恐れながら見つめている映像が世界中で話題に
あまりにも酷いと思います
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Try the Easter templates on Grok Imagine
Nicki Minaj@NICKIMINAJ
New grok imagine Easter template. First week on the job and it’s Easter. Which one of these cute cards do I send my new co-workers? They’re a fun bunch. Quick!
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