Sam Crahan, CPA

@PokeTeeJay Happened to my son last year. Traded some of his real cards for those and he was distraught for a week once he realized they were fake.

It’s always sad when a student at school is super pumped about their “rare Pokémon cards” and it’s those gold fake cards from Amazon or wherever. I’m happy he’s thrilled now but I fear the day he realizes they’re fake, he’s going to be heartbroken lol

@andreacpa0 Isn’t that what “detail available upon request” means?

can i put “idk” into a field on a tax return? it’d be cool if i could

@taggartvanetten Putting yourself in a position in which your Garmin starts sending passive-aggressive low-battery warnings because even it needs a break from overtraining.

can anyone guess what my new year’s resolution is?

People that set up Wyoming LLCs get to sit at the kids table this thanksgiving. #taxtwitter

@FortWayneCPA Doug Van Der

@SamCrahan Who? I need to know...

I am quoted in another CPE... Good grief...

Even Al Capone knew better than to open a Wyoming LLC.

@walkforhours @taggartvanetten *notices thread* “That’s cute”

Gym treadmills are very frustrating for an above average runner! I asked my gym about this and they said “they’ve never seen someone run beyond 15K on a treadmill” Where do you expect me to run in the winter?

@DbJared What is the elevation profile for one trail loop compared to the road loop? Sorry if I missed this somewhere.

BIG'S - 81 Yards down, and all they want in the world is to make it to the road. Two more trail loops stand in their way. We lost Greg Fall and Patrik Hrotek. That leaves 16. And they have come to play. 💪 This will go for a long... There is No Finish

@equine__dentist Perfect pet for @greg16676935420

A Costco Hotdog is a beautiful name for a cat

Good thing I ate a salad today. It offset the 5,000 calories of candy and treats I ate today too.

@PokemonRestocks Folks, which one is best? I’ve gotta get my first Pokémon Switch game.

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@KurtBenkert My son has really been getting into football and got so excited when I got him the junior ball. Plus it matches Kwik Trip colors.

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pink is for valentines day

When someone depreciates land.

@elonmusk Imagine if we were reimbursed in Dogecoin

🤨

@0xBooz @0xGroovy Groovy is a Chad

I saw my current pfp sitting 4x floor price and only had 1/4 of the sol to buy it. I hit up @0xGroovy and asked him for a loaner. He had no problem helping me out and was happy for me to get the piece I wanted. He could’ve just bought it for himself. He could’ve said no. He could’ve asked me for interest. I was even a few days late Paying him back which I felt horribly about and he showed me compassion. This man is a real G a real homie I’m glad I met years ago and got to watch grow to multimillionaire and still humble and kind af. Bro has dished out CAs and worked harder than most on his calls providing followers with 10s of thousand of % gains and bag holds that shit not dumping on people, and he still wins. Appreciate you bro keep it up!👍🏼

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