Sam Everard

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Sam Everard

@SamEverard1

33. Travelling salesman. Private detective. Yoga instructor. Stuntman. Occasional liar

London, England Katılım Nisan 2012

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Sam Everard@SamEverard1·6 Mar

Haven’t been able to stop thinking about this pizza flyer ever since it came through the door. Just an unbelievably specific and funny thing to include. There has to have been an incident that led to this but I think it’s better that we’ll never know

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Sam Everard@SamEverard1·2d

Labour will lose so, so many seats tomorrow and they’ll deserve it completely. Nobody on the left agrees with any of this. They’re tilting just as far right as all the racists and fascists in blue and purple on the ballot

London Labour@LondonLabour

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Sam Everard@SamEverard1·3d

I Know Why the Caged Butt Sings

Pop Base@PopBase

Olivia Wilde arrives at the #MetGala. (Via: @THR)

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Sam Everard@SamEverard1·18 Oca

Hamnet Snack Tie-In

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Sam Everard@SamEverard1·9 Oca

@protodanielle @AndyPlumb4 @TRobinsonNewEra ‘No time for liars and grifters’ in your bio and you’re a Tommy Robinson supporter, at least you’re letting people know you’re a fucking idiot as quickly as possible 🫡

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Danielle Proto@protodanielle·9 Oca

@AndyPlumb4 @TRobinsonNewEra Right ok 👌 So putting other people and your beliefs before your children makes you a good mum ? I’m doing it ALL wrong.

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t/a Underscores Rn’t Us@AndyPlumb4·9 Oca

Just when you thought @TRobinsonNewEra couldn’t possibly be any more of a vile little cunt than he already is!

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Sam Everard@SamEverard1·31 Ara

Cleaning Tip: pick up every item around your house once per day and it’ll never accumulate dust!

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Sam Everard@SamEverard1·27 Eki

Everyone sucks here! Kuenssberg’s a joke as any Brit knows but Harris has incredibly thin skin and immediately condescends/sneers at the idea that she might be REMOTELY culpable for fucking up a layup election and contributing to the planet’s decline in the process

Mark@mrkphllps1

Obsessed with Kamala Harris shutting the abysmal Laura Kuenssberg down #BBCLauraK

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Sam Everard@SamEverard1·20 Eki

Just got around to listening to Jamie Lee Curtis’ WTF interview, and what a complete fucking narcissist loser she is. Crying crocodile tears over Charlie fucking Kirk because he was a ‘devout man of faith’. Peak spineless liberalism

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Sam Everard@SamEverard1·6 Eki

Mr Muscle 🤝 A Perfectionist Dutch Cobbler

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Sam Everard@SamEverard1·17 Eyl

@BluePikashoe @carbonsaveruk @BladeoftheS That’s not ‘lefty communism’ you fucking berk it’s capitalism: red tape bureaucracy, profit margins for shareholders, etc. Socialists/leftists actually value infrastructure over profit. Learn what words mean!

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Wonky Johnson@BluePikashoe·17 Eyl

@carbonsaveruk @BladeoftheS Really. So when the water company digs up the road, puts a sign out that says “3 days” and it ends up taking three weeks, that’s nothing to do with the fact that I’ve seen snails move faster than the people digging the road, when they actually show up that is Interesting theory.

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BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheS·16 Eyl

More than 1,500,000,000 litres of water, 500 Olympic Swimming pools leaks out of the English Water pipes every day. That is enough for 40 million people to use, or 750 million people to drink. The problem is the billionaires you love.

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Sam Everard@SamEverard1·14 Eyl

@FracturedLight0 @lanechanged @theliamnissan @grok ‘grok back me up please’ Jesus fuckin Christ how can you even face yourself in the mirror. That’s one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever read

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Fractured Light@FracturedLight0·13 Eyl

@lanechanged @theliamnissan Everyone’s reporting it retard. Try Google or literally anything. @grok back me up please

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Sam Everard@SamEverard1·26 Ağu

Not horrified enough to actually do shit about it, are you? You’re an accomplice. There’s so much blood on your hands.

David Lammy@DavidLammy

Horrified by Israel’s attack on Nasser hospital. Civilians, healthcare workers and journalists must be protected. We need an immediate ceasefire.

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Sam Everard@SamEverard1·26 Ağu

This is literally just the same joke as the original post. Why am I still on this braindead rage-inducing app. Life doesn’t have to be like this

subscribe to the state of the league patreon@JoestarJokic

this and a small town where somethings not right

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Sam Everard@SamEverard1·24 Ağu

When you accidentally birth twin Mick Hucknalls

omi 🟢@rogue_om

This might be the worst offense

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Sam Everard@SamEverard1·20 Ağu

*Spanish Movie Set* “Where’s the production designer?” “Yeah, Where’s the production designer”

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Sam Everard@SamEverard1·10 Tem

Taking them out forever by hitting them with a ‘passing the phone to an insufferable out of touch cunt with negative levels of self-awareness’ and they get caught in an endless feedback loop

The Screen Rot Podcast@screenrotpod

When you're sat next to the worst couple by the pool on holiday

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Sam Everard@SamEverard1·3 Tem

@NickBuckleyMBE I did think it was weird that you voluntarily put the acronym ‘Massive Bell End’ after your name but it makes a lot of sense now, thanks for being self-aware 🙏

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Nick Buckley MBE@NickBuckleyMBE·3 Tem

It seems that I may have done a racism. I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to all the offended snow flakes, especially the weak pathetic white woke men. 👍

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Nick Buckley MBE@NickBuckleyMBE·2 Tem

He sounds like a posh white boy.

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Sam Everard@SamEverard1·29 Nis

Dickheads When It’s Sunny and Over 10 Degrees Outside #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZNd2TfBkB/

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Sam Everard@SamEverard1·15 Mar

It’s ELAINE STRETCH! The Broadway Grand Dame who’s also the ELASTIC SMASH HIT toy! Posable DIVA! Comes with 15 CATCHPHRASES! 🎵Here’s to the ladies who PUNCH!🎵

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Sam Everard@SamEverard1·11 Mar

A man next to me on my flight yesterday watched at least 8 back to back episodes of Brooklyn 99 and he didn’t laugh once. Nary a chuckle. Not even a light smirk. Just stone-faced watching hours of a TV show that he’d downloaded in advance and presumably enjoyed.

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Sam Everard@SamEverard1·1 Mar

Maybe blowing this out of proportion but it’s so sad and scary that there’s just this accepted facet of modern living where reaching out for connection in a completely normal way can result in someone you trust throwing you to the online wolves with a ‘look at this fucking loser’

javi ^•-•^@javic120

straight men r something else, I got one a beer yesterday n he texted me “thank you for yesterday, I really needed it”

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@protodanielle @AndyPlumb4 @TRobinsonNewEra @BluePikashoe @carbonsaveruk @BladeoftheS @FracturedLight0 @lanechanged