Nellie Bly

@MysterySolvents Ash Orange....

What color is Trump’s skin today?

@MysterySolvents The all new "Thumbs Up" at home prostate cancer screening! Let Donald Trump and Lindsay Graham shove their thumbs straight up your MAGA asses! It won't work, but you'll keep buying whatever these assholes sell anyway! Buy today! Only $19.99.

What is this an infomercial for?

@MysterySolvents Who wore it better? A skinny lifeless robot or Figure 03?

Caption this pic…

@MysterySolvents "I'm too much of a pussy to #sendbarron."

What is Trump thinking about?

@Ivankatrumpne #sendbarron

Actor Mark Ruffalo recently called Donald Trump “the worst human being in the world”. What would you like to say to Mark?

@RepBrandonGill Talk to me about kids when hungry school kids can't eat so we can bomb the shit out of Iran...

We're burying our kids. Democrats are counting ballots.

@bennyjohnson So I guess nobody has a problem with him violating a federal law for his own vanity? Or the waste of time, effort and resources to fill his already bloated ego? Yup, MAGA...he sure his putting America first...you are all brainwashed fools...

🚨BREAKING: President Trump’s Signature to Be Added to U.S. Dollars. This will make Trump the first sitting president to have his signature appear on America’s currency.

@RossKneeDeep Chalk it up to a few things. 1) He doesn't care about breaking a federal law prohibiting sitting Presidents from appearing on currency. 2) His complete waste of time, effort and resources (DOGE anyone?) Finally, 3) His own self serving bloated ego.

How crazy is this. He's not a dictator? President Trump’s signature will be added to future U.S. paper currency, the Treasury Department announced Thursday. Trump will become the first sitting president whose name will appear on currency. It follows efforts to create two coins with his image on them, a $1 coin and a special 24-carat commemorative gold coin. Read more: abcnews.visitlink.me/Pnk5ZU

@hwinkler4real Rick Scott picking up rocks inside of his glass house...

And your worth is ????

@grantstern I wonder if America believes in my military leadership skills as much as my axe throwing skills...Yup. Just the stupid ones...

What is Pete Hegseth thinking in this photo? RIGHT ANSWERS ONLY.

@CaptMrca49788 @Dulloldguy @real_EBS_ He didn't use a law because someone was "trying to block him"? You realize how stupid that sounds if you read it out loud right?

@Dulloldguy @real_EBS_ Trump did use tariffs in his first term, He couldn't use that specific tariff law cuz the radical left was trying to block him. Hence his awnser which is 100 percent accurate.

🚨 HOLY CRAP! President Trump just BODIED a fake news reporter at the White House REPORTER: “Why didn't you invoke the 1977 law to impose tariffs in your first term?” TRUMP: “Because in my first time I was fighting lunatics like YOU!” FIRE 🔥

@mmpadellan Oh and she still owes over $300K in her own failed campaign...

There is literally NOT ONE WORD you can trust coming out of Karoline Leavitt's mouth. She is a liar, and she is furious and hostile while she does it -- like "how dare you not believe the lies I'm shoveling you?" WORST. PRESS. SECRETARY. EVER.

@tedcruz Good one Ted! You showed him! 🤣

I prefer plumbers to woke & unfunny comedians.

@WhiteHouse Trump must have forgot to tell everyone he was voting by mail in the latest Florida run-off election (which Republicans lost by the way)

Pass the SAVE America Act and SAVE AMERICA'S ELECTIONS.

@WhiteHouse Ah yes...the reallocation of government resources...hooray...

PROTECT AMERICA!

@theliamnissan Woah. Woah. Woah. You mean to tell me that Donald Trump. THE Donald Trump used his position to make money for himself AND for his family?! No way....

Jack Smith's memo says Donald Trump stole classified files for the purpose of making himself money. He should be in prison right now, not out here starting goddamn WW3

@WhiteHouse Says the administration's family that recently voted via Mail-in ballot in Florida's special election. And STILL lost?! hahahah you guys are something else....

It's not that hard. JUST DO IT. Save America's elections—pass the Save America Act.

@JDVance So end mail-in-voting? Didn't Trump, his wife, and his son ALL just recently vote in Florida's special election via mail-in? AND STILL LOST?! WOW you guys are HUGE LOSERS and full of shit...

For far too long, illegal alien fraudsters and criminals have been allowed to scam Americans out of their hard-earned tax dollars. That stops now. Colin McDonald will be a key asset to the DOJ and the President's War on Fraud. nypost.com/2026/03/24/us-…

@RepBrandonGill And the guy you chose to represent you is a 36x convicted felon, who on camera says he can do anything he wants to women because he's a celeb. "Grab them by the pussy." is what I believe he's quoted as...THAT IS GROTESQUE.

Democrat policy is built on flooding American communities with hostile foreigners and putting their interests above Americans. It’s absolutely grotesque.

@GuntherEagleman I wonder if the good hard working folks in the Executive Branch got their paychecks? They did?! Oh...MAGAs are such fools....