Samantha Josephs

i might have to start tweeting a little more professionally ugh

Ive seen it from like 7 different sides at least

@kathryntdubbs Waiiiiit

I now respect Caroline Polachecks decision to be esoteric in your 20s and hot in your 30s

waittttt just remembered im a stupid bitch

Dropped my phone in cake batter

@BUSTYPHILLIPS STOP AWWWWWW 🥹

@SamJosephsness you should say what I’ve been saying to everyone i see which is HAVE YOU PREORDERED CARRYING THE DEBUT NOVEL BY SAMANTHA JOSEPHS YET YOU SHOULD PREORDER CARRYING BY SAMANTHA JOSEPHS UNLESS YOU HATE WOMEN WOMBS AND IMMACULATE TRANNY CONCEPTION

What type of stuff do you guys want me to say when i can speak again

@SamJosephsness Honestly less

fierce is fierce hunni

𐙚President Gagwell moodboard!

“Are y’all ready for your acting lessons?” Meryl Streep gulped. Laurence Olivier nodded. Daniel Day Lewis shuddered Marlon Brando blinked nervously. “Yes, RuPaul”, they said in unison.

@kathryntdubbs Dm him

I think the only person who knows what im going through is, and im not kidding, Gustavo Dudamel

It says gullible on my prostate

i want rupaul to live forever.

Comedy saved

I’ve pooped in toilets you wouldn’t even piss in.

Even as a child, I couldn't bear the hypocrisy

@sopheelinmyself Yours are deleted cuz you have a man tho… i wanna be back in prison

No dating apps downloaded for the first time in 11 years

Genre Magazine (April, 1997)

Please don’t send me anything that’s like a fucked up scary edited version of Family Guy. Those guys are my friends and I don’t like seeing them like that.