Samantha Josephs

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Samantha Josephs

@SamJosephsness

The People’s Passenger Princess // CARRYING out October 2026 with Putnam and 4th Estate

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Eylül 2015

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Samantha Josephs@SamJosephsness·10 Mar

i might have to start tweeting a little more professionally ugh

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Samantha Josephs@SamJosephsness·18h

@amaka_ie You can never escape

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Samantha Josephs@SamJosephsness·22h

I wanna make a big mess on some cock rn

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cris die@criisdie·2d

It’ll never be the cure

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Samantha Josephs@SamJosephsness·1d

Looking for a man to do Don Draper roleplay. Must look the part. DMs open.

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[email protected]@missmaamshe·1d

Cristina La Veneno ♥️

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@btwitslauren Shit

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Samantha Josephs@SamJosephsness·2d

@kathryntdubbs

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ms. memeforum@kathryntdubbs·2d

I want to write a children’s adventure book where every person the heroine encounters is a different type of gay guy

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Samantha Josephs@SamJosephsness·2d

Billy on MFing Billy

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@amaka_ie 📝📝

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@amaka_ie How

Samantha Josephs@SamJosephsness·3d

wearing shoes Nan thinks is ugly just to feel something

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Samantha Josephs@SamJosephsness·3d

If you are in line for SamEndings STAY IN LINE! There’s time for everyone

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@shutupisabel yeppppp

isabel@shutupisabel·3d

everything is about sex except sex which is about gathering and evaluating data

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Samantha Josephs@SamJosephsness·4d

@leyol0

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bald leelee@leyol0·4d

egotistical sick narcissist

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Samantha Josephs@SamJosephsness·4d

@reverendmoney Write the book plz

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CONTRACTUALLY BLONDE EP OUT NOW@reverendmoney·4d

its the way a big part of me wanna leave everything behind and write a book . but no I actually wanna keep being a lit fabulous lady rapper .

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Samantha Josephs@SamJosephsness·4d

@DylanDern I will tweet this in probably like 3 weeks

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Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern@DylanDern·5d

#FierceHemorrhoid

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Samantha Josephs@SamJosephsness·4d

Trade left his used Zyn on my windowsill

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Samantha Josephs@SamJosephsness·6d

Her balls, his smile

maxie (colonizer) 🥩@maxies_back

his balls, her smile

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Samantha Josephs@SamJosephsness·18 May

Exactly

col in@virtueofnovelty

you moved to Brooklyn to be interesting and different. I went to LA to be normal. For the first time in my life I can finally fit in. I just had to drape a sweatshirt around my shoulders and wear big sunglasses . I drink prebiotic soda,

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Samantha Josephs@SamJosephsness·18 May

@DylanDern Misdiagnosis

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Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern@DylanDern·18 May

Doctor just called with bad news. Diagnosed with Loving Too Hard

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@amaka_ie @btwitslauren @kathryntdubbs @shutupisabel @leyol0 @reverendmoney @DylanDern @elonmusk