Sam

I don’t speak German but I can if you like (but I actually do speak German)

drain cleaner: leave for 5 minutes and then run water me: ok :) me 8.5 hrs later: oh no

why did Harry even say that

take me back to New York pls

my new flat gets sunlight!

literally who gives two shits

I’ve been telling too many people about my crush on the straight guy in the office :/

@shabbyytbb 🫶🏼

@SamLW24 So proud of you!!!! (you only just appeared on my tl but regardless)

forgot who this was about 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Gerabafo69 women are also fun to kiss too tbh

@SamLW24 Katy Perry ain’t agree with u

soooooo glad I’m gay because kissing men is sooooooo much fun

@ge0tic @ggjames_ ge0tic horny on main again

@ggjames_ kill me with your bare hands

very much in a compression top era rn

so anyway, remember the Epstein Files?

@ge0tic oMg wHyyYyYY woUlD U PosT tHiS???? u cLD haVe fUcKeDDd!!1!!1!1!1

the photojournalist who took this photo of trump followed my insta today

explains why I was born on the 24th 🥰🥰🥰

was on a date the other day, looked at the table next to me, and my manager was stood there with people from work 🥲🥲🥲

@T_Aaron_ 🥰🥰🥰

@SamLW24 I am so happy for you Sam!❤️

I’m officially a home owner 🥹🤩😭

@jaunlaubscher thank you!!

@SamLW24 Congratulations

@BrunoIguma thank you!! 😘

@SamLW24 Congrats!

@traveledenough thank you!!

@SamLW24 OMG, congrats!!!!

@_mrseras thank you 🥹🥹

@SamLW24 Congrats baby boy!!! Nice work 👏🏼