Sam Lembeck

@MattyDanner not with that attitude!

Serious question. Wouldn’t it be easier to put the textures in the ice tray?

@Dreyers You promised!

@SamLembeck Our delicious S'Mores Ice Cream will start hitting stores in January, Sam.

@Dreyers I've been very patient. Where is S'mores ice cream. I seriously hoarded them when they started leaving shelves. Please bring it back. My kids and I thank you in advance!

@Dreyers Circling back

@thumbelulu Yeah. Mines 3 years old. Im in Van Nuys.

@Dreyers Framing this tweet

@MLBNetwork Strawberry

Whose batting stance did you impersonate as a kid? ⚾️

@es @good Send a guy

The Starlink terminals promised by Elon Musk have arrived in Ukraine. ⁣ Now, high-speed internet will be available across the country without the risk of Russia disabling it. ⁣ We’ve criticized Elon in the past but today we’ll just say: well done sir. 🇺🇦 ✊

@sidthecat Any idea of set times?

Can’t wait link.dice.fm/EyVGTeujUgb

@griswoldkmtv This hurts

For years I’ve said “check baby check baby 1,2,3,4” when giving mic checks. Today I learned most of my younger coworkers have zero clue what song I’m referencing.

@jeremysvenson @JennyENicholson Too soon.

Me thinking about Souplantation

@GeorgeEdelman @DeanKPelton @onlyjustnow @ryannagata I’m here too!

@arvinchen Too many masks to be a real Trump rally.

@JDRyznar My kids love this show so hard

@realDonaldTrump Get a job.

Since when does the Lamestream Media call who our next president will be? We have all learned a lot in the last two weeks!

@greggrunberg WHAT!?!?

Oops! CLEAR ALL! twitter.com/fred035schultz…

@TimGoose3 @DylanHerrick6 @tnollan1 @geeter3 Oh fuck yeah. I haven’t exercised in years but this would be definitely worth breaking myself for.

@DylanHerrick6 Dude can we di a reunion at @tnollan1 beach house. Get Drobnick, Cam, Larry cole and @geeter3? @SamLembeck would join too

The Jam are legendary

@greggrunberg I’m obsessed with this dude.

My fave

@DanHamamura @maryoliverm Pun busted

Are kiwis worth the difficulty of peeling and/or the horrific feeling of their scratchy outside on my fingers? An investigator reports...