Sam Middleton

@joelixton I said the same 😂

Am I madman for saying I’d be comfortable with Osula as our starting striker for next season?

@S0uthernGe0rdie @anthonygordon He’s an Egotistical Testicle that’s why

Incredibly harsh on @anthonygordon not to get on the pitch to say farewell too. Must have really fallen out with Howe. #NUFC

@AdamP1242 @JustInArt903 Go get someone younger from across the continent. Ships sailed, we should have signed him from hull years ago

@JustInArt903 Bro we have Jacob Murphy and Anthony Elanga on our right hand side

Jarrod Bowen has been awful this season but I would take him in a heartbeat at Newcastle United btw Bridges seemed burnt at West Ham now with supporters completely against him but he is a huge improvement on the right side of the attack for us #NUFC

@thomashammond__ Remember when adidas put us in the elite clubs category for shirts. They’ve absolutely shafted us compared to other clubs.

@geordiejosh This might be the gayest thing I’ve ever seen.

Thank you, Anthony. ❤️‍🩹 His final game at St James’ Park is tomorrow, let’s send him off how he deserves. 🥹🖤🤍

@FCBMB22 @geordiejosh He’s quick, that’s about it. Weak as piss and throws his toys out the pram when he comes up against an equally as quick full back. End of story

@geordiejosh As a Bayern fan, I have watched him a few times but don't watch the prem all too much. Could you tell me just how good he is?

Anthony Gordon will go to Bayern Munich and become one of the very elite wingers in European football. End of story. Don’t believe it? Let time be the truth.

@AdamP1242 I tell you what I can’t wait for the meltdown when we inevitably sign a chandelier in Solanke, Harry Wilson on a free and spend £50 million on a 30 year old Jarrod Bowen when we could have signed him years ago under Ashley from Hull. Donkey club

Newcastle United believes Anthony Gordon would actually go for £75m+ in the transfer market this summer Solanke and Bowen both potential targets depending on which team is relegated from the Premier League #NUFC youtu.be/KCksvUYdrSA?si…

@StokeyyG2 Fucking shambles

@NUFC_Oscar86_ Reeks of Howe

@NUFCMurph Not for me. Great player in his prime, nearly signed him from Hull. Too late now

How much would you pay top end to bring Jarrod Bowen to Newcastle?

@Nufc__Tom @MagpieMediaX We paid 50 for Wissa. Don’t doubt us 😂

@MagpieMediaX No one’s paying £60m for a 30 year old anyways.

It’s Liverpool, #NUFC and Everton. 👀 Interestingly, this article claims Bowen could be available for less than £60m EVEN if West Ham survive relegation…

@NUFC Ironic. Never been more mentally ill after this shit show of a season

Newcastle United and Newcastle City Council are turning the city’s passion for football into a lifeline for residents by launching ‘One of Our Own’ - a new initiative encouraging people to speak openly about their mental health. To mark #MentalHealthAwarenessWeek, 11 specially commissioned public benches have been positioned in communities and parks across Newcastle. Each bench features the iconic black-and-white stripes alongside a series of thought-provoking questions which aim to spark conversation - about football, life, and how they’re really feeling. 🖤🤍

NEW #NUFC KIT: 2026/27 Newcastle United Home Worst shirt we’ve ever had?

@DomScurr Champions league 😂😂😂 we’re lucky we haven’t gone down. Absolutely woeful season. Can’t wait to do it all again next season

Newcastle United's Champions League qualification dream is officially over❌

@geordiejosh Meanwhile we’ve committed to steady Eddie 😂

WHAT?!?!?

@ConorNigel @RyanGarcia What an unlikeable guy

Coming for you boy. @RyanGarcia

@piersmorgan @_DeclanRice What a fucking retarded thing to say.

The idea that Bruno Fernandes wins PFA Player of Year over @_DeclanRice is preposterous. Rice should win the Ballon d’Or too, he’s been the best player in Europe.

@talkSPORT He’s got a point. They say stuff to get under your skin Allen just ignore home he’s a fat mong

😡 "You haven't had fireworks at any of your games because you were a mediocre player in a mid-table team!" This #AFC fan got personal with Gabby "Agbonla-no-clue" after he questioned the amount the Gunners celebrated making the UCL final! 😳

@MagpieMediaX @TeleFootball Now why on lords earth would we look at those options and decide to spend £50 million on verbruggen…? BREAKING NEWS…Newcastle sign Bart Verbruggen for £60 million. Incoming

🚨 #NUFC will make signing a new goalkeeper one of their first priorities this summer, and - as per to @TeleFootball - they’ve drawn up a shortlist which includes: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 James Trafford (23, Man City - £35m) 🇳🇱 Bart Verbruggen (23, Brighton - £50m) 🇫🇷 Robin Risser (21, Lens - £20m)

@yankeedraft No wonder I can’t get a BTTS Indian coupon up

This is why India doesn’t have a national team.