samantha

Can we all just block Jake Paul and be done with it 😭

randomly getting sad about mac miller again

people that use the word “punish” are weird, I will not be elaborating

@ayadotnet Please just do cocaine

what’s wrong with her

@PopBase weren’t they homeschooled 😭😂

Cole Sprouse says his brother Dylan was a bully to other kids in school: “Dylan was a huge bully. He would beat them up. Then I became known as the twin that would come up and be like ‘I’m so sorry for my brother.’”

@volvicgeniesser @incelReplies Important to believe in your clients I guess

@incelReplies there was no need to tell he masturbated to her pics if he just wanted to become her manager 😭😭💀🤣

Finally paid off my vodka cran from last month. God is good 🙌

UNREAL commercial from Tubi here

@neckmani @Grangel1331 if you’re cold they’re cold

bro idc if im 25 if i fall asleep in your car it’s your responsibility to carry me to bed and give me a kiss goodnight

it’s been 12 years since the video of miley cyrus smoking salvia from a bong leaked…that’s history!

@chilis_fanclub yes

you can sit and do nothing for a few years after you graduate college it’s not a big deal

i’ve been forced to watch some football recently and i really think they should consider editing the matches to have confessionals from the players like in reality tv shows. would be way more interesting

the worst two weeks of a college student’s life begins tomorrow

dog: [brings sticks inside] me: no that belongs outside me, at Christmas time: [brings entire tree inside] dog: what the actual shit is this