Sam Robertson

@JacquesMaree73 RSA u18 69: 24 Eng u18 rugby in Paarl on Saturday. Small day of light.

Did we win anything this weekend?

@JacquesMaree73 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Ja apparently it said 'dress fancy', not 'fancy dress'. Nou lyk ek soos 'n absolute poephol."

@xxxxTheKing Dick Hood

@JacquesMaree73 🤣

Mars sounds a lot like the area around Ellis Park.

@hershybru @hawkkhosa 🤣

@hawkkhosa Prick

They'll chase it down. Now sit down

@JacquesMaree73 🤣🤣🤣 clickbait

Help me out: If you're waiting in the front at a red light and 8 cyclists go around your car and take up the whole intersection in front of you and then wait to turn right, meaning you have to now wait for all the cars, what does one shout at the lycratwats? Wankers or assholes?

@CheersMag @TOPSatSPAR Love that headline

What’s the difference between a wine labelled Syrah and one labelled Shiraz? Find out in CHEERS Magazine by @TOPSatSPAR bit.ly/3YDF4lm #shiraz #syrah #redwine #southafricanwine

What is it about Saffa radio and tv news peops that they feel the need for the ‘sing-song’ tone?

@BreytonPaulse He’s got a great kicking coach Breytie, but he’s back in Cape Town!

We need to get Manie to a kicking coach ASAP!

@KeetvZ @KnifeCap Keet, that is a helluva slide 👊🏻

…And the suggested @KnifeCap Slide Deck format for #venturecapital funding pitches:

Ha it is not often that I learn from myself 😉. Excellent job @heavychef distilling my musings into a recipe for a step-by-step guide to creating a #Startup pitch deck. Expertly prompted by the unassuming @fredroed for a fun knowledge-sharing experience! heavychef.com/keet-van-zyl-h…

@jaredwright17 Gareth Wright is the name if seeking.

I have this nagging feeling that the Springboks really need a kicking coach/consultant. I don't think they do at the moment and if they do, it's not widely known. Stick is helping in that area, but I can't help but feel that someone like Braam van Straten, Louis Koen or Vlok Cilliers would make a big difference.

@jaredwright17 Gareth Wright is the name ur seeking.

@michelrouxjr Surely: guest list for that evening has been contacted. If repatriation is NB, why the PR drama?

Still missing 😭🐸

@AlastairJohn @PGA @TheMasters …from the very very front tees maybe.

@PGA @TheMasters 95

What would YOU shoot at Augusta National?

@JacquesMaree73 @BarneySimon

@BarneySimon #FirstAlbum I owned was Twisted Sister's Come Out And Play, on cassette. Think I was in standard 4.

This was the first album I bought at a CNA in the south of Johannesburg in the 70s. It changed my life. What was yours? #FirstAlbum

@geordinhl @jppretorius_7 @CityofCT That info explains so much.

@jppretorius_7 @CityofCT The castle and land surrounding is owned by the SANDF.

How did the city allow the area around the castle to become such a mess? The inner CBD is being ruined by squatters? Is this what we voted for? @CityofCT @geordinhl

@wendyknowler @HellaTamaryn 🤣🤣🤣

@HellaTamaryn On meeting me: “You sound so much younger on radio.”

What’s the weirdest compliment someone has given you?

@CityofCT No thank you, power back. Very late re-connection after load shedding yesterday afternoon.

@SamRobLaw Good morning, please advise if you're still experiencing an outage.

@CityofCT is there a problem with power in Rondebosch?

@frankANDHIStank @JohannBiermann1 You old, but certainly not boring!

@JohannBiermann1 Take up cycling, it means getting up at 4am on a Saturday to ride 4-5hours, so being forced to get to bed at 8 is a blessing; no one can then say you boring or old, like my kids keep telling me

Having the 20h00 - 00h30 loadshedding slot on a Friday evening is just unfair.