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@SamSieger
a portrait of the artist as a young dumbass / designer & illustrator / half of your least favorite band @AwkwardTerrible
Chicago, IL Katılım Ağustos 2013
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Me: Hey, come on in! Make yourselves at home! Can I get you guys anything?
My friends:
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Hit me with your standup comedy special recommendations from the last year
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sorry but the lyrics “im a loser baby so why don’t you kill me” are among the most relatable ever written
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this is art. you’re just describing the concept of art. literally everyone has this.
emily may@emilykmay
the thing about taylor swift is that she so perfectly encapsulates through her lyrics, the interior lives of women. It's why we all can't stop listening. We're all saying, "wait you felt that way? we were all feeling this way?" do men have someone like that?
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Jim Carrey's birthday dinner photo
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@ByMattWild I don’t know man, chris frantz doing all his adlibs from behind the drums really kills the mood for me
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seems like gen z hasn't lived up to jodie foster's expectations... if only there was a guaranteed way to impress her
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Who is starving Gaza?
In this entire interview, neither Chotiner or Husain mention Israel - responsible for the starvation of Palestinians in Gaza - even once.
Here’s how you obsfuscate a war crime.
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Isaac Chotiner@IChotiner
New Interview: I talked to Arif Husain, the chief economist of the World Food Programme, about the food crisis in Gaza, why it may get worse, and what it means for Gaza’s children. newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/g…
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‘New York Times’ Invents Entirely New Numerical System To Avoid Reporting Gazan Death Toll theonion.com/1850996369
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Coolest sticker I’ve seen in a while. It says “Shake well before use” in German with the Shake part shaking.
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I always forget how this tweet ends and it makes me laugh out loud every time
joe@worldclock00
When I was little I came up with a beatles parody of "I Want You (She's So Heavy)" called "I Want Juice". I want juice so bad it's driving me mad etc etc. Pretty good. Then I went downstairs to sing it to my mom and Columbine was on the news.
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