Andy Mangold

@tomwalkerisgood @DemiLardner on the latest bonus episode you compared miniature horses to a maneuverable car, specifically one that is good at downhill racing, but I have to remind you that miniature horses are known to fall over and die while running down even very small hills.

@jfk_420 Sorry, all out!

Talking about Old Boy with Hillary and she says she *doesn’t remember the horrifying twist* even though she’s seen it three times. I went to jog her memory and she screamed “NO DON’T SPOIL IT FOR ME!”

Cartier should collaborate with Tyler, the Creator on a limited edition tank of his design. I would sell 2/3rds of my earthly possessions to own such a thing.

@akrasodomski Oh hi I never check Twitter but sure

@andymangold andy can I drop you a DM? long time listener first time caller

@SamSieger Yup

@andymangold Did you watch the Nick Mullen special?

Hit me with your standup comedy special recommendations from the last year

@slimgoober Oh I know stavvy baby well

@andymangold Stavros Halkias! His crowd-work is marvellous.

It’s good that me making an intro for the show saying something like this in my Mark R*sewater impression would just be stealing a joke from Clickhole, because if I had thought of this idea I would not be able to resist.

@jackietgregory Je suis la jun vis (no idea how this is spelled)

“For sale, baby shoes, never worn.” has nothing on “Ice patch covered in French fries.”

@litherland I emailed them already, but this is a different email address so I’m going yo send it yo that one as well. Thanks!

Is there anyone doing inclusivity consulting for people putting on conferences or other events? I know this at least used to be a thing and I trust it still is, but all my Googling is just turning up corporate DEI consultants (i.e. law firms just trying to 'manage risk' 🙄)

@patpatpatpatttt gay

@skullface omg orbeez kid

of the last five years or so i mostly wonder about the state of the sewer system in the little town in france because of the orbeez kid

@TheMeganHayward I am not sure, but I really like Scott’s approach to the best ofs on comedy bang bang, which is basically equal parts clips and new material discussing said clips.

jfc this some 2019-ass headline if I’ve ever read one

@ventriclemouse Lots of people, and not necessarily who you’d expect or deserve it, make six figures in their e-mail jobs in tech and finance. My impression is that it’s very rare in other industries.

Are you all making 6 figures at your email jobs because I think that is a myth. Why does everyone think everyone makes 6 figures at any old office job. Is it because of influencers? If it's true tell me now.

Glad I was off Twitter the month of going thru massive heartbreak, SO SAD I was off Twitter the month Kissinger died. Send me the dumb memes I missed to catch me up and cheer me up!