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@BasedMikeLee Low-T GOP can’t even pass a bill to lock the clocks.

(1) is he right? (2) why?

@FracturedLight0 Fun Fact: If you are tailgating in the left lane, YOU are the asshole.

Tyler Oliveira exposes the Indian “Student Drivers” scam in his new documentary. Is there something more here? Seems like there is a bigger scam at at play.

@pati_marins64 You can’t depend on a Boeing beacon.

You could practically hear that pilot’s heartbeat from a long distance. After all, he had run almost 200 km from the crash site to the point of rescue in just over 24 hours.

@CollinRugg So the rescue BEACON was a giant freaking flop??? Was it a Boeing beacon?

NEW: The CIA used a secret tool called "Ghost Murmur" that uses AI to find heartbeats to rescue the U.S. airman who was stranded in Iran, according to the New York Post. The secret technology was allegedly used for the first time in the field, according to the Post. "The secret technology uses long-range quantum magnetometry to find the electromagnetic fingerprint of a human heartbeat and pairs the data with artificial intelligence software to isolate the signature from background noise," the Post reported. "It’s like hearing a voice in a stadium, except the stadium is a thousand square miles of desert," the source said. "In the right conditions, if your heart is beating, we will find you." "The name is deliberate. ‘Murmur’ is a clinical term for a heart rhythm. ‘Ghost’ refers to finding someone who, for all practical purposes, has disappeared..." "Advances in a field known as quantum magnetometry, specifically sensors built around microscopic defects in synthetic diamonds, have apparently made it possible to detect these signals at dramatically greater distances." CIA Director John Ratcliffe appeared to hint at this technology on Monday, saying the CIA possessed "unique capabilities" but said he couldn't "tell you everything that you want to know." President Trump also revealed during the press conference that the CIA spotted the officer from about "40 miles away." Insane.

Did Lockheed even test this pile of garbage?

@HardPass4 The wheels on the golf cart go thump, thump.

So, the woman who wants to be First Lady, killed her sister with a golf cart and got away with it. Is that what I’m hearing?

@KyleSeraphin She‘s in a hurry to shoot pepper balls in to the faces of white erectionists.

Sure, Jan.

@PPSP_OVER_9000 @Lukewearechange Electric delivery vehicles are charged with giant diesel generators.

@Lukewearechange Electric delivery doesn't seem so dumb now ? 🤣

im tired boss

@Lukewearechange Duh Energy Presedent

@LeadingReport H1B vibe coding AI = lots of unused tools

BREAKING: VP JD Vance says the US has “unused tools” if needed.

@EmeraldRobinson Toad Blandi

Many MAGA influencers are telling you: Todd Blanche will be a great "interim" AG. But Blanche was ALREADY the real AG because Bondi was always a figurehead who never moved from Florida to DC. So "the Bondi era" problems were caused by: Todd Blanche. Nothing's changed at DOJ.

@HecklerAndKoch I think you could find a tighter shirt.

A no-compromise, fully featured micro-compact from our factory in Oberndorf, Germany.

@NickJFreitas @DavidJHarrisJr Pretty sure Somalia requires photo ID and only has one day to vote.

@DavidJHarrisJr Tell me all about it from Somalia.

🚨Ilhan Omar: "Don’t be fooled: The SAVE Act is a Jim Crow-style disenfranchisement bill designed to make it harder for you to vote." Thoughts?

@BasedMikeLee Ghislaine Maxwell’s family published the text book…

Who developed this curriculum?

@kangminlee Or an illegal will steal the metal for scrap money.

All across Seoul, free public exercise machines and weights sit unlocked for anyone to use. And no one steals them. They’re well-maintained too. In any American city, they’d last a total of three seconds before some hoodlum decides to steal or wreck it.

Ukrainian soldier shows a device that constantly rotates a barbed wire to cut off any Fiber optic cable

@FischerKing64 AND how many are trusting in the Supremes because Micro Levin called birthright citizenship a scam?

Birthright citizenship is so fucking stupid that we have midwit scam artists from China to Turkey sending pregnant women to American hospitals to exploit it. And Americans are so fucking stupid that they’re pinning the outcome on 9 old lawyers ‘interpreting’ 150 yr old words.

@reason “Reason”? Motor voter registers illegals issued drivers license to vote. “Reason” enough?

There is no voting crisis that demands federal intervention. reason.com/2026/04/03/the…

That’s the same episode where I learned Brian Cole Jr. didn’t make a pipe bomb. 🖖

@NickJFreitas How many crackers live in NYC? That’s a percentage of the population.

Mamdani announces the “straight white men need not apply” policy.