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@HilzFuld Because they are masochists. They gain pleasure from pain and humiliation.

Can someone explain to me why the UAE and all the rest of the countries that Iran has attacked these past few months are focused on intercepting the missiles and not dealing with the threat? Why are they allowing this insanity to continue? Asking seriously. What am I missing?

@gmanews Mangiyak-ngiyak si Jay Tonta.

PANOORIN: Nahirapang maglakad at huminga ang dating TV host na si Jay Sonza matapos siyang maaresto ng NBI sa Quezon City kagabi, April 30, 2026 kaya pinagpahinga muna at pinainom ng tubig ng NBI. Pinagamit din ng wheelchair hanggang sa makapasok sa opisina ng NBI OTCD si Sonza. Inaresto si Sonza ng NBI kaugnay ng kasong unlawful publication dahil sa umano’y mga mapanirang post na may kinalaman sa kalusugan ni Pangulong Bongbong Marcos. | via John Consulta/GMA News BASAHIN:gmanetwork.com/news/topstorie…

@ABSCBNNews Andali lang gumawa ng script ng ganyang recorded conversation.

Mike Defensor released a recording of an alleged phone call between Orly Guteza and his wife last year, in which he claims he was being pressured to say that Defensor and Senator Rodante Marcoleta paid him, while also voicing fears for his family’s safety. Guteza earlier testified before the Senate in September 2025 that he had delivered kickbacks to properties allegedly linked to Zaldy Co and fomer House Speaker Martin Romualdez. In October 2025, a Manila RTC ruled that the affidavit bearing his claims had a signature that did not match the named lawyer’s. Guteza has not been seen publicly since. Defensor added that his latest information on Guteza’s whereabouts is that he is alive and with his family, though his exact location remains unknown. | via @AllisonCoABSCBN

@RichImperial Ang sabi mismo ni Poa, hindi nila sinasabing mali ang inilabas na report ng AMLC, may discrepancy lang ang number of transactions. Hindi pa ba pag-amin yun? Ang hirap arukin ng laman ng bungo ng mga DDS.

logic ng bobo

@ayeejuju The gauge how deep arms can be stuck inside the ass during fisting.

what does this tattoo mean

@PunchTheLies Nagsisi din ako bakit annual ang iWant subscription ko.

Naging propaganda machine na ang ABS-CBN para kay Robin Padilla. Hindi man lang inisip ang maaaring dulot nito sa bansa. Nakakasuka! Panahon na siguro para ikansela ang TFC subscription ko. Boycott! 😡🤮

@kowalerts @JRB012370 @JRBcreativeprod Sayang lang ng kaka-renew lang na iWant Annual Membership kung si DDS Padilla lang ang mapapanood ko.

Ang alamat ng aksyon, Reresbak sa Primetime! Abangan si Robin Padilla bilang Ahmad Mustapha. 🔥 Blood vs Duty, gabi-gabi, 8:00PM sa Primetime Bida ng ABS-CBN sa ALLTV2, A2Z, KapChan at KOL! 🩸⚔️ Streaming also on Netflix and iWant. #BloodvsDuty #JRBCreativeProduction

@PrincessFrance @grok ano ang BvD at sino si RP?

OA nung panawagang ipasara ang ABS-CBN and patalsikin si JRB dahil sa pagpasok ni RP sa BvD. Sorry ha, bukod sa napakaraming ambag ni JRB sa network at sa mga tao nito (andaming may at nagkawork dahil sa kanya all these years)... May GO SIGNAL sa taas ang pagpasok ni RP sa show.

@IntlCrimCourt @hecklerforever8 Thank you ICC.

🎥 #ICC judges confirmed all charges against Rodrigo Roa #Duterte and committed him to trial. Your questions answered. #AskTheCourt 📄 icc-cpi.int/news/icc-pre-t…

@IntlCrimCourt @hecklerforever8 Expect heavy trollings from the keyboard warriors of Duterte family funded by China

@CrushMajor Ibig sabihin hindi honest intention yung pag file ng SALN. Ang alam kong others, tulad kong walang pera, ilalagay ko, yung value ng books, paintings. Yun ang "others"

Everyone who files their SALN knows cash on hand or cash in bank is indicated under the "Personal Properties" section. Under "Others" talaga? Attorney naman. That's your defense? 😂

@NasheCeezet_zw So “everytime” he is late, there is “code” to save a patient?

"A kid coded in Room 3 today, 14 years old. I did CPR for 22 minutes." "His mom asked me to tell him she loved him. He was already gone." "I was late to you because I was dead on-time for him." "You still want me to be on time?" I deleted the review. Now I bring two books. One for me and one to leave in the waiting room. Moral: The person who "disrespected your time" might have been busy saving a life.

My doctor was always 45 mins late, every visit. No apology it’s just "Take a seat." Last time I waited 1 hour 20 mins then I left. Then wrote a google review. I wasn’t mean but just honest: "Always late, brings a book."2 stars. He called me that night from his personal cell. "You think I'm late because I don't respect your time?" I said "...yes?"

@jesusfalcis Regalo ng Tatay nya.

🚨 Sara Duterte’s bank account was flagged by a covered transaction report as early as 2005 where there was an inflow of ₱540,000. In 2006, she got ₱185 Million. 🙀 Ang problema? She wasn’t even a Vice-Mayor until 2007. So corrupt na siya before politics? 😂 #SaraMagnanakaw

@TheLaikYobaz Just like Indiana Jones, Palestine is a fiction.

1981 yılında vizyona giren Indiana Jones filminden bir kare. Haritada Filistin var, İsrail yok. Hiçbir zaman olmadı, olmayacak!

@newswatchplusph Sana all, in a span of 10 years, sampung beses lumaki ang yaman.

VP SARA DUTERTE’S SALN FROM 2007 TO 2024 LOOK: Vice President Sara Duterte’s declared net worth ballooned from ₱7.25 million in 2007, when she served as Davao City vice mayor, to ₱88.5 million in 2024 as vice president. Karen Batu of the Ombudsman’s central records division confirmed that Duterte reported no cash on hand or cash in bank from 2019 to 2024. | @bylancemejico 📸 House Committee on Justice

@zenitsuyamate @prcboard Hindi nman ganun. Nag-imbestiga pa kasi sila dahil sobrang taas ng rating, 98.something ata, which is very unusual. Wala pang nakakakuha ng ganung kataas na board rating sa Physician Licensure Exams.

Ang lala niyo @prcboard , “Name Withheld” dahil lang retaker yong tao, highest scorer, at hindi galing sa big school. Litaw na litaw at umaalingasaw ang discrimination. Wala man lang clarificatory statement.

@dgcrx Mula sa pagiging most powerful celebrity ngayon bumagsak sa pagiging online seller na lang

hindi naman masamang maglive sell marangal ang live sellijg pero she’s not supposed to be selling diet coffee on tiktok she’s SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE BIG SCREEN playing girly pop roles this is just sad

@heyrow Parang carinderia

“We are simply 4 girls… na magkakapatid.” ANG GANDA NG QUOTE PANG-DOGSHOW DIVAS 😭😭😭

@YummyDummm @heyrow The backlash against the 4 sisters stems from their irresponsible breeding of Shih Tzus, causing a population surge and noise complaints from neighbors. Then they’re asking for donations to buy "dreamland" for those dogs while they could afford attending the Eras Tour in the U.S.

@heyrow Ano story nilang apat? Theyre good naman nung sa competition and they represent PH before ppop and everything, so whats the tea and everyone is hating them?

Queen of Rebrand taray pa-eatery na sila now

@heyrow Poor Sisters