Sam Livingstone

Ok, people of Newcastle,NSW. I will be in your city for a few days ending on Saturday, I’m bringing my camera, what are your go to photo spots? And what are 2 things I should do while I’m there? #newcastlensw #photography

WOW!!! JUST GOT A CALL FROM A VERY RELIABLE SOURCE (TOP LEVEL) THAT DONALD TRUMP IS FURIOUS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD) HAVE COMPLETELY “HIJACKED” THE NEWS ON HIS “BIG SPEECH DAY” WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. FOX NEWS IS WALL-TO-WALL COVERAGE OF ME AND MY “ROAD SHOW.” MY RATINGS ARE THROUGH THE ROOF! MUCH BETTER THAN DOZY’S. PEOPLE ARE NOW SAYING THAT I SHOULD DELIVER THE SPEECH INSTEAD OF TRUMP’S “STATE OF THE SNOOZE.” I WOULD CRUSH IT. EVEN WITH DYSLEXIA. ESPECIALLY WITH DYSLEXIA! UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE, I DON’T NEED THE TELEPROMPTER (VERY ADVANCED SKILL, VERY RARE). I MEMORIZE. IT’S CALLED PREPARATION. LOOK IT UP, DON! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! —GOVERNOR GCN

Shout out to the #bondi beach life guard who, while there was shots being fired and we were all ducking for cover behind their buggy, noticed someone in the water struggling so grabbed a board and went to rescue them

Hi @elonmusk can you please tell us 5 things you did last week? 🤔

Who was this reporter? I’d like to buy them a drink. 🥃

For the true believers. For reasons purely organic and practical, I find myself alone and watching episodic tv dressed in jumper pants. That’s right, das yumper Panten.

I wonder how many Australian politicians are watching this wondering what they can ban then reverse… Maybe start with the gas export industry? But, no need to reverse

I worked for 20 years in "Big Ag" so you don’t have to. This is what they don’t want you to know:-

When the Poinciana, Frangipane and Jacaranda power at the same time out the front of my house 😍 #gardening #flowers

What are people paying for a full contract shearing rate? We have a good house available for them to use and we give them food. 3 stand shed with around 1700 ewes and lambs to shear

@wimmerachic No good to hear, it’s a terrible feeling when it happens. My heart goes out to him.

In a few days my son will be free if the woman he was certain was his lifetime partner. 10 months, courts, barristers,watching his world collapse a million times,his heart break double that,been really tough, rough, heart breaking &expensive. It’s taken a huge toll on us both.

@Oscarthefarmer How’s it looking?

#Harvest2023 starts in 8-10 days. Paraquat onto the Fabas now. Get them in the bin after 1 week WHP. Cattle onto the faba stubble in a fortnight.

@KimbarPark are you deleting every post I’m trying to read of yours or is it a twitter glitch? First PWC then sheep grazing

Durum flowers, ain’t they pretty!!

Gutting. Just awful. But yeah, let's not fund Biosecurity at ports and borders properly for years, and definitely don't do cost recovery at ALOP, cause Federal MPs were a bit scared of importers being mean to them.... Current and former Minister and PMs? Gutless Wonders.

@foratesevenate So good

Lot of 'conservatives' popping out to the bin tonight:

@TimFindlay @Qantas If you’re waiting, they are hoping you’ve forgotten

Hi @Qantas when are you contacting me about a refund for a forced downgrade two weeks ago between Singapore and Sydney? I was told at the gate you’d be proactive. Looking forward to hearing from you.

We christened our new set of @te_pari cattle yards today, giving some pre-calving treatments to a mob of Angus heifers, PTIC to Speckle Park bulls. The heifers flowed through the yards really well, so we’re rapt! Thanks Team Te Pari! #agchatoz #tepari #teparicountry

My last interview with Sir Michael, late last year. Warnie was a ‘superstar’, but he wasn’t Michael Parkinson’s favourite interview smh.com.au/culture/celebr…