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@mokgethi_lenosh I think everyone, if they can ever afford it, should visit South Africa.

#CountryDuty SAPS General Mthombeni has announced that Mazwi Kubheka has been found and has presented himself at the Vosloorus Police Station #MazwiKubheka

@n_makhubele The ICE flavour 🤤 The best😍😍

We need to be honest about Chillers Punch

@mofo_refilwe You spelt thieves wrong

Why the SIU is suddenly targeting high-profile influencers?

SOUTH AFRICA THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON PLANET EARTH.

PROTECT SOUTH AFRICA AT ALL COSTS.

@Sunflowerreal @sbudashap Sunnyside???

General Mkhwanazi please can you visit this police stations and arrest them all from the cleaners to the security guard .

Ngl I lowkey feel sorry for prince kaybee, the TL treats him like he’s a porn star whole time he’s just a good dude trying spread love and good vibes

SOUTH AFRICA is a fucking miracle, and BEING SOUTH AFRICAN is a fucking honor and a privilege. Don’t let anyone ever tell you any other nonsense!!!! 🇿🇦💯

@Eskom_SA @City_Ekurhuleni The electricity is not back after load reduction in Gutshwa, KaBokweni. Can we know what’s happening?

#EskomGauteng #CityofEkurhuleniMunicipality #GermistonNorthOutage #Vandalism #StatusUpdate Our technicians have been working around the clock to restore supply to the Germiston North Substation, which supplies the @City_Ekurhuleni Municipality customers in Germiston. Progress has been impacted by the extent of the work required, resulting in delays to restoration. Efforts are being made to complete the work and restore supply by 23:00. We apologise for the inconvenience caused.

@fwtimini I always say enter, I know the door is locked anyway

At my big age, I honestly still don’t know what to say when someone knocks on the bathroom door you’re inside.

@Amahashi_ @SasolSA For me it’s Nursing College in Mpumalanga, applied 3 years in a row, my results are good got 70’s on almost all my subjects

Guys real talk, has anybody actually ever landed a learnership at @SasolSA? It screams nepotism to me, though I have no solid proof yet. How is it possible to keep getting rejected for this basic learnership for more than 6 years? 🤚🏽😭

@dracosrevenge You didn’t do math in high school?

when i was in Primary school i learned about a shape called “Rhombus” and never heard about that word again

@Khensi_20 How do I disable it😭 My customers hang up bathi inafaka kuVoicemail😭😭

The iPhone feature that makes people not on my contacts say why they are calling is genius. Why have I waited so long to turn this feature on?

@BusisiweMotha_ Before you add MILK!!!!!!

you absolutely have to wait for uphuthu to get cold before you add Amasi man.

@lelethubb Abi

@Wale Oooh nana don’t stress me

Biggie biggie heavy heavy

@SizweDhlomo I saw 18

@passionforana @ohyessratii Tell me you're an American without telling me you're an American

@ohyessratii Most cryptic pregnancies I see on here are in third world countries so I’m iffy on that one. I couldn’t even take an xray without proving I wasn’t pregnant with a test so I think it’s just a matter of living in a country with poor public health initiatives.

Cryptic pregnancies are so crazy to me. Wdym you're taking away my right to choose?

@ipsmok @LuckyStarSA They are so nice🤤🤤

Tin fish ya chicken 😂😂😂 @LuckyStarSA you don't tell us 😭😭