Sam O'Nella

Briefly logging back on to this site to say that the unthinkable has come to pass. It has happened. I have been made into a tarantula. Words cannot express my gratitude. Roberto J. León, this is an incredible honor, and one I will cherish until my death. instagram.com/p/DPRK_AdjdXg/

Discovered if you say "pussy" really fast after someone sneezes, they'll still say thanks. Doesn't work twice though

@Italian347 this one's a beard-stroker for sure, will consider

How has Sam O'Nella never made a video about Christina, Queen of Sweden? Her real life biography is basically a video of his already >hyper autistic woman >nearly bankrupts kingdom repeatedly for her obsession with buying art pieces >swears like a sailor, regularly wears-

fun fact: the uvula is actually the nose of the Palate People that live inside of us

new video youtube.com/watch?v=4vvk7i…

getting a poop transplant with a cow so I can digest cellulose. lock up your lawns

new one soon

Judd Apatow's name sounds like a frat made up by someone who doesn't know greek letters

questions to ask when it snows: Do it melt Do it grip the street

Guess how I parsed this the first time

Got a new monitor recently and I can now see the giant white patches that have apparently been on this thing for 6 years. unreal

Farmers market black friday was lit. 144 eggs 8 dollars. I trampled them all. The devil shivers before the man with yellow footprints

he was a psychiatrist

told the doctor "I got a problem with my flopper"

molecular biologist needed: If I ate only jello would my poop bounce

@Sam_ONella Yeah cool but the next video is due mr

"The atmosphere sucked but the food was great" 👎 "Hate the din, love the dinner" 🔥

Revised for clarity

Made somethin for the second channel (GAMERS ONLy!!) (NOOBS GTFO!) youtube.com/watch?v=xnJNMv…

@TeamYouTube This is a welcome surprise, thought I'd have to do more than just whine on twitter. Many thanks!

@Sam_ONella just heard back! your channel is approved again for YPP & monetization features have been turned back on. appreciate you letting us know about this & thanks sm for bearing with us 🙏

Would love to know wtf this is about. Is there a way to automate removing the very clearly tongue-in-cheek "hey kids" from all my videos retroactively or am I just boned forever