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@ManUtd GET INNNNN

It's Carrick, you know ❤️ 🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

@England @FIFAWorldCup Such a shit squad

It’s official. Your #ThreeLions players heading to the @FIFAWorldCup! 🏆

Today, we watch PEAK ❤️

HAHAHAHAHA HOLD THAT YOU CHEATING SPYING BASTARDSSSSSS #saintsfc #southampton #oufc

@SouthamptonFC Aged like milk

Working towards Hull 💪

That’s fucking hilarious 😭😂

We have arrived 🔥 @BhaHarvey

@KrankyVet @willireallyam1 @VoWSilla “I was there”

@willireallyam1 @VoWSilla It was made of plastic I was there

Did anyone see what happened to this gal? So many fake and unnecessary arrests yesterday. Rumor is: "This poor girl was arrested for having a fake sword. Obviously in costume, sword was in a sheath around her waist, police then lied to her and told her she wouldn’t be arrested, the sword would just be confiscated. Then took her around the corner and slapped the cuffs on her. She was completely cooperative and obviously very frightened. Felt very sorry for her." @VoWalesOfficial

Man United are gonna announce Carrick as permanent manager at full time aren’t they?

@tammydiamonds @RAGAZZIMADRE Hold that fucking L

WHY ARE WE GIVING POINTS TO FUCK ASS ISRAEL BRO

220 points for Israel is fucking disgusting #Eurovisión2026

LAST PLACE AGAIN OLE OLE OLEEEEE #Eurovisión

Hold that you fucking flag wanker 😭😂

@KOKOPOPS1013 @Lukamat365 @BillyBodin9 @Official_STFC You might be the only Oxford fan with beef for Bodin 😂

@Lukamat365 @Sam_OUFC @BillyBodin9 @Official_STFC Still snaked both clubs

Gutted to be leaving my hometown club, not the way any of us wanted to end the season. A frustrating one on a personal level and as a club. All the best in the future and a big thanks to the ones that supported me through this season ❤️⚪️🔴 @Official_STFC

@SimplyUtd @NickCecca @Sport_Witness Would gladly take De Gea as a number 2 keeper and let him retire as a player coach

🚨 David de Gea wants to stay at ACF Fiorentina this summer unless an offer arrives from Manchester United. The big question is whether United would even consider a move, especially with Senne Lammens impressing as their current number one. [@NickCecca, @Sport_Witness]

The new Hartlepool Council office has recently undergone a new makeover

@DanielsMind90 @arisbabyd0ll @thunderwarningg There’s proof of them saying this you dumb twat

@arisbabyd0ll @thunderwarningg

british oomfs is reform like the evil party?

@CreativeDeduct The party for the working class? Led by a tax dodging millionaire who’s more interested with Donald’s arsehole than his own constituency? Yeah fucking right

@Sam_OUFC Yeah Reform is the new party of the working class.

No Reform seats in Oxford from the local elections. Just goes to show the more educated don’t vote reform 😂