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You finally start making middle class money but it’s 2026, not 2014 and there isn’t a middle class anymore . You’re either rich or poor 🤣🤣

Deleting texts because I didn’t reply on time?? If I ask you about am make I kpai

Lmao.. I could be penning a su*c*de note and still want to fok

@D_Tuzy @Oneklef_ No way.

@Oneklef_ Figo is also ahead of Bale and probably no 3

Ronaldo Vinicius Bale Who's the last?

@samdhare @sapirdatmaoc @Morningbird_Asa Isn't he just surprised Lagos isn't the capital too? 💀

I was so shocked to find out Istanbul isn't actually Turkey's capital

@_TshwaRELO_ @DracoSafarius @Fern0v @dobetobe6357997 @blvckoppsdev @ThatX_randomguy The same Boruto who has been using Momoshiki's power and karma? Same one who uses ninja tools(the techy ones). C'mon

@DracoSafarius @Fern0v @dobetobe6357997 @blvckoppsdev @ThatX_randomguy I like Naruto, too, but Boruto is on another level, lol. The entire time Naruto was relying on kyuubi chakra against strong foes, you can't say same about Boruto lol

Naruto can turn anything into the rasengan....this nigga can do stone style Rasengan

@adesina_peace Iwa werey

Your dressing is off and you should do better. There are rules guiding corporate outfits for the male gender. Rule 1. Shoe and belt color rules - Next time, when you wear a brown shoe, make sure the color of your shoe matches with the color of your belt. - If your shoe is shiny, the belt should be too. If you are wearing a suede shoe, the belt should be a suede belt too. Rule 2: Shirts and pants combination rules - You should note that a contrast between your shirt and pants is needed. A light shirt with dark trousers is preferable. - Again, if you are wearing a patterned shirt, pair it with solid pants (non-patterned) and vice versa. - Your trouser is too long, it is meant to sit at the right point on the waist, with a slight "break" (where the pant meets the shoe) and no excessive length. Rule 3: Tie Rule. - The tip of your tie should reach the top of your belt buckle. No longer, not lower. You look like a primary school kid with that. - If you are wearing a solid tie, you should pair it with a patterned shirt and vice versa - Your tie should always be a darker shade of your shirt so that it stands out. You are welcome, Talented.🫰

@SoupLadyV @KarlieRutk97178 @MugiwaraDGoofy He doesn't even know that himself 💀😂

@KarlieRutk97178 @MugiwaraDGoofy It's alright Luffy's immune to poison sometimes lol

So funny that when Luffy gets to Wano the first person from his crew that he finds is Zoro drunk and wandering in the desert Luffy asks him where everyone else is and Zoro’s like “brother I don’t even know where I am. But I missed you man, here, have some poison 🍖”

I love myself so much that solitude has always been pleasurable so the idea of being round folks I don’t like, for the sake of social climbing is a crazy concept to me

@deejayfaremi I think they're the same (quality), and Llorente might have had the same success if it was him who stayed instead. He has been very successful at Atletico while playing the same roles/positions as Fede (everywhere on the right).

They weren’t in direct competition. Llorente was straight up gunning for Casemiro’s position; even started a season as the starting DM when Casemiro was injured. It was either him or Casemiro, and he couldn’t wait because Casemiro was almost impossible to displace. Fede was more versatile even early on. He was an option for Casemiro, but also Modric. He could get minutes playing a number of roles, unlike Llorente. He was also less ready compared to Llorente.

only freak when froken to

So that they discover a disease I have been comfortably living with for 20 years and it finishes me in months of discovery 🥹

how are we supposed to not kill our selves

Me I don’t know how you people are doing your own relationships (Platonic & Romantic) but for me, my main goal is always to ease the other person’s load and be thoughtful in any way I can. Yet some just want to take and take, then act surprised when people walk away. Abeg.

There's a group of people - including some Real Madrid "fans", that watch Real Madrid matches and focus only on what Viní Jr. does. No missplaced pass, no incomplete dribble or failed shot goes unnoticed, they hold him at such a high regard that they expect him to make absolutely no mistakes at all. They feel happy when he fails, but unfortunately for them - Viní Jr. is now back and he has other plans. 2 goals vs City, 2 goals vs Atletico, 12 goals in 2026 so far. Clutch, game after game. He is, indisputably - the player that makes football more interesting. The face of football. Behind you when you struggled in the first years, behind you when you won us 2 UCL titles, behind you when they robbed you off the Ballon d'Or, behind you when you went through a rough year & now behind you when you are TRULY BACK. KEEP DANCING, VINI JR... EL MEJOR! 👑

Lowk the only reason their called the worst generation is because the probably saw apoo first 😭

good girl

ADHD people screenshotting and bookmarking everything because they're afraid of losing ideas, only to never look at them again because the archive is now its own overwhelming problem.

Born to be an abstract concept, forced to be a perceivable entity.

I think the slowest shit i do is wholeheartedly believe that people don’t notice me, I never think anyone remembers me or my name like i think I’m a fragment of everyone’s imagination