sir-me 🇰🇪

@PLforIndia Now it belongs to us

Let us know👇

@mhammedziad1 What do you mean by "just a dot?"

@BTC88PUNTA_ .

I will be giving out my iPhone 16 promax to the comment that get zero likes 👍 in the next 3 days once I get my iPhone 17 promax

“When I made my first million dollars from music, I was so excited that I spent it quickly. The first thing I bought was a studio, so if all else failed, I could always write and produce records for other artists. I spent about $250,000 on that studio equipment. Then I gave my mom $150,000, my dad $150,000, and I gave all my brothers about $25,000 to start businesses. When my girlfriend at the time found out, she asked me for $200,000. I just laughed and gave her $5,000 because I can never give a woman more than 2% of my total money. She broke up with me then, but I wasn't upset because I realized she only wanted Money, not me. The truth is, if you want to stay rich as a man, you have to be very stingy with these ladies” ~ Akon

Chelsea have won 23 out of 30 games since they appointed Willie Isa. And he was the only one who dared to bring out the world champions jersey before the match. 100% Aura 🤩

Teachers vs the Students.

My life

🗣️ Pato : “When I arrived at Chelsea, Diego was the number 9. The press were criticising him, the fans were swearing, yet he always remained calm. I asked him, ‘How do you cope with all this pressure?’ He replied, ‘Pato, I don’t understand anything. I don’t speak English.’” 😂😂

Memories from that one time my mum forced me to carry traditional fermented porridge from Meru to Nairobi alafu kibuyu ikalipuka kwa matatu and everyone in the mat was covered in porridge 😭

Fabregas is set to be inducted into the EPL Hall of Fame… but all the pictures and videos being used show him only in Chelsea kits!

Earth is hard,dunia ni simiti😭😂

He asked "What if Kenya hosts world cup?" And of course kenyans never disappointed, they came with Hilarious quotes😂😂. Thread🧵🧵

Kalenjin men hua a different breed haha.iko jamaa hutumanisha nguo chafu kutoka Nakuru adi eldoret kwa Bibi yake Kila mwezi,zinarudi na North rift zikiwa safi.

@MoSalah 𝐼'𝑚 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑎 𝐿𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑝𝑜𝑜𝑙 𝑓𝑎𝑛 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑓𝑜𝑜𝑡𝑏𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑓𝑎𝑛, 𝐼 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑀𝑜

How about we celebrate the great signings without disrespecting the PL champions?

@kenyasgossips 𝐾𝑎 𝑎𝑛𝑎𝑖𝑚𝑏𝑎 𝑖𝑣𝑜 𝑛𝑎 𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑝𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑎 𝑠𝑡𝑢 𝑛𝑎 𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒, 𝑛𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑢𝑘𝑖𝑎 ℎ𝑖𝑜 𝑠𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑖 𝑡𝑢 𝑎𝑡𝑎 𝑘𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑎 𝑛𝑖𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑧𝑒 𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑠

Khaligraph Jone's reaction to Diana Bahati tearing his picture in her latest song; sampled E-sir's hit "Saree"

jackson is taking the piss right now.

@_Onyinye_Chukwu I don't care about that sh!t, I know what I want

Bro cooked 💀😂