Sam

@BillAckman No one “looks like” they’re going to have a heart attack in 24 hours

@jms_tny Showing off that baby carrot bulge

@PetaWilson11 Jeez, who is he?!

@paulg The guy who got 55 and 59 sucked both times, and I respect that

A Brown professor gave his students a take-home midterm exam. After suspecting many cheated using AI, he made the final in-person. The orange dots are the midterm scores and the gray dots are the final scores. Looks like all but 3 cheated on the midterm.

@420blazeit365 All that cock weighing you down

@pattyrickk That room is huge compared to my old dorm

did i mention im spending the next 3 and a half weeks living in a college dorm room?

@PrestonDelToro He’s like 14 lol

Cute chick-fil-a twink

@dicl0ver Whip it out

Highkey how can I get into porn

@natecorvin6699 @Famous_Honey That’s @Plaqueboyjj

@jms_tny But you’re jacked

I feel extremely unwell on a physical mental and spiritual level #seatbelt

@jakegelato_ Big dick problems

Was doing squats at the gym and my dick slipped out of my shorts 🙀

@JonErlichman The People’s Republic of China was founded in 1949 lol

Age of each of these countries: USA: 250 years Netherlands: 445 years Sweden: 503 years Spain: 547 years Monaco: 729 years Switzerland: 735 years Thailand: 788 years Mongolia: 820 years Portugal: 883 years Hungary: 1,026 years Poland: 1,060 years Denmark: 1,061 years England: 1,099 years Norway: 1,154 years Russia: 1,164 years France: 1,183 years Morocco: 1,238 years Bulgaria: 1,345 years China: 2,246 years Iran: 2,575 years Japan: 2,685 years Ethiopia: 3,000 years Egypt: 5,125 years

@tama_no_negi Japanese industrialism is so beautiful to me

@PrestonDelToro Stock diversity photo

Me in high school:

@Gwhip333 You’re so fine

goodnight guys 🖤

@xxlgio You love the trend bc you have a huge dick lol

@STRONG_PlSS Radio waves are harmless.

I want to know if those people who climbed the Empire State Bldg got organ/internal damage from the radiated power of all those antennas or were they able to shut all that stuff down in time. This pic is outdated but it's still loaded with them

@itskindaover Are you in school?

Im always in the nonbinary bathroom

@pikoochie I’m a what tee? What business are we doing?

@iexplicit222 It’s another excuse for dudes to show off their hogs. I’m ok with it

trend né🤒