Sam Fisher

@DPD_UK explain why your delivery driver Ben from the Emersons Green depot has not delivered my parcel to my neighbour as requested 3 times?

@BristolCouncil can you please explain how I just paid £25 in one of your blue cabs to travel 3.5 miles?

@Cherylbaker message from @BrokenSoulStage Deafening Silence made it into viewster 'ten films that moved us' blog. blog.viewster.com/voff4-10-films…”

Check out Deafening Silence in the $100k @viewster Film Festival #VOFF4: viewster.com/movie/1286-188…

@imLucyWatson @ThePheneSW3 At The Phene and they are out of celery! Bloody disaster!!

@AskPaddyPower thanks. what if it was in the next 5 seasons and West Bromwich couldn't finish in the top 6 before wolves? #PPPriceRequest

@paddypower hi paddy, can I find out the odds on Wolverhampton Wanderers finishing in the top 6 of the premiership within the next 8 seasons

@DerrenBrown loving the new look Derren.You look just like my brother who is an actor and can play you in a film about your life.Interested?

For all those interested I have just arrived in Cockadilly!

Where is the nearest Marks and Spencer to you? #classicchatup #FirstDates

Unlucky Leigh Halfpenny!

Murray's Mrs making some inappropriate hand gestures there. Bit of extra motivation.

Despicable Me 2.... Highly recommended!

With sercs and durrant out I have control of the telly! Soo pointless in STANDARD DEFINITION it is...just because I can! @officiallysercs

@DMiliband Congratulations David. I've wanted to work for International Rescue since I was a little kid. What's Tracy Island like?

@MaxRichards89 it's from the film hook. A particular favourite of mine!

@MaxRichards89 good form Peter!

@MaxRichards89 @officiallysercs @bigbattyuk yeah buddy. Got your best 3 piece sorted?

Can't believe I've been eating Red Rum burgers all this time! #ThanksTesco