Matt Sercombe

@timlovejoy henrik stenson, been knocking on the door it's now his time

@MaxRichards89 downloaded and permanently on play! #clubbanger

@VicSmith58 the highlight of your trip to Devon.... #onenightindevon

@SammyFish88 @maxrichards89 @officiallysercs no backing out as well now lads with the tickets purchased #bigmoney

@MaxRichards89 that goofy fucker was never scoring past me #englandsnumber1

@piersmorgan what a cunt

@MaxRichards89 you and @officiallysercs having your chances ruined by the phantom farter of tp is a personal highlight

@BBCR1 Can we get a shout out to Batty Big John Figs and the fat lad travelling home to Exeter after a weekend in Sheffield #officialchart

@J1mmy15 yes mate 8 o'clock k.o! Another big win tonight #i'dloveacleansheet

@Wins8r how was DIY SOS tonight mate? #bignickknowelsfan

@TheSimonDurrant you out tonight mate? #oneinthebumnoharmdone

Wonder shot #Paralympics #superhumans youtube.com/watch?v=riR_Sy…

@officiallysercs patiently waited for a failure #badloser

Berbatov ecstatic about signing for fulham #FFC #deadlineday

@oikeith, @officiallysercs is still sulking at the fact he always has to organise every week #why'sitalwaysgottobeme

@officiallysercs @wins8r I actually have chest pains #tomanyfattyfoods

@mattywilson1 it's gone down a treat mate only 12 slices consumed though #letmyselfdown

@officallysercs @Wins8r pizza hut buffet challenge on #toodoughy

@Wins8r Torquay tomorrow night winsor #timetosharpenyourpiratehook

@bbcsport martin keown "he's like an nfl basketball player" #knowyouramericansports #euro2012