Samantha Surface

Again, my name is Wes. Not West. Although we’re both from Kansas City and we both have summer houses. So stop coming for me!! Also I would never leave Ciara. For two reasons. One, she’s the most beautiful woman I’ve done a show with in years. Two, she scares the shit out of me.

Idgaf what yall say about her, Larsa Pippen is one of the best real housewives ever #RHOM

This alone should’ve gotten them 10 more seasons #RHOM

Got a migraine the one time I planned to be social. Hibernation continues.

I’ve made really healthy food decisions the past two days and I think everyone should applaud my growth.

I know that viewership and ratings matter but I’m just in disbelief that #RHOM was put on pause after being rebooted and having four incredible back to back seasons. We’ve had to sit through lackluster seasons of OC, NY, Potomac, and BH, and yet they’ve always continued.

i forgave you for the now 3 lackluster seasons of beverly hills. i forgave you for not firing gina and emily from rhoc. i forgave you for recasting rhonj. i’ve even tried to forgive you for the dreadful rhony reboot. but now you have officially crossed the line @Andy

Devastated

😭😭😭😭😭😭

What an era

My trainer referenced Ghost Dad this morning, so this episode is what I needed. Especially since @ryenarussillo & @adnansvirk and the show staff are the only people to ever talk about it.

Friday office

Good morning 💕

RIP to a legend

Gentle parenting in my household

I could bitch about a lot of things in 2026, but I’m going to focus on Girl Scout cookies being drastically smaller than they used to be right now. It’s a damn shame.

Sir on Love Is Blind, if you’re going to quote A Bronx Tale, then get it right. You get three great ones and they come along like great fighters, once every ten years. Not, “one is puppy love, one breaks you, and one fixes you.” 🤬

Jesus Christ. Imagine if Dr Fauci had said this.

being mad at bad bunny for singing in spanish while eating chips, salsa, guac, and drinking tequila is WILD ..

Bad Bunny for Vanity Fair in 2023: “What I do, I do from my heart. I do it as my duty, but my duty as a Puerto Rican, as a human being…not as an artist. I believe that every human being has the duty to have empathy for others, to help others, to respect them, to always try to contribute something to society, to bring a positive change.” vanityfair.com/style/2023/09/…