Sam.K

@TfL How the Fuck you useless Pricks have the nerve to strike on the underground I will never ever know! Absolute Shit Show on the Piccadilly line yet again this morning! You’ve successfully Fucked my whole day already! Signal failures! Reallly! Come on! It ain’t Rocket Science

@footballtweet @JackWilshere

🤕 You can only choose one injury-prone player to have played his whole career injury-free? 🇧🇷 Ronaldo 🇫🇷 Abou Diaby 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jack Wilshere 🇩🇪 Marco Reus 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Owen Hargeaves 🇫🇷 Ousmane Dembélé 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Micah Richards 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Gareth Bale 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Phil Jones Who do you pick? 🤔

@footballtweet Henry, Aguero, Saka.

You have £6 to create the best front three (all in their PRIME): £3: 🇪🇸 Torres 🇫🇷 Henry 🇸🇪 Ibrahimović 🇳🇱 Robben 🇺🇾 Suárez £2: 🇫🇷 Ribéry 🇮🇹 Totti 🇦🇷 Agüero 🇨🇴 Falcao 🇪🇸 David Villa £1: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Saka 🇩🇿 Mahrez 🇸🇳 Mané 🇵🇹 Leão 🇬🇪 Kvaratskhelia GO. 👇

@xXxJ0DIExXx So where do you stand on this “No means No” thing

"When the ball hit the back of the net... I didn't even know how to celebrate!!" 😂 Declan Rice talks @Becky_Ives_ through his quality goal for West Ham tonight... #UECL

Need to find out who this No Good Cunt is!!

Throwback to the infamous "smash it" Richard Keys and Jamie Redknapp exchange…

@Jax_xxxx @laurynjewel

If England beat Iran, we’ll give away a Stone Island jumper in a size of your choice! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Retweet & follow @LabelMenswear to enter

@KnockoutKiwi @MerrynLindenba1

Who are you marrying??

Someone left this bag on the train last night. Please read the story in the photo. Please share and help find the owner.

Wow! @NoelGallagher 👌🏻 @FTBLforChange Legend

Long Live The King!

Nice to finally meet you, Old Trafford!! @ManUtd 🔴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️ 🎥 @ESPNBrasil

Flashback To When He Finally Met His Biological Father! vine.co/v/eIwXmQwiKbu

I am delighted to announce my autobiography, Boleyn Boy, is coming this Autumn. I’ve been fortunate to have so many great memories in the claret and blue over 18 years and can’t wait to share them with you.    Pre-order your copy here: smarturl.it/boleynboy   @WestHam ⚒

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My friend lost her healthy, athletic, 42 year old husband to a 'heart episode' in his sleep exactly 2 weeks after his Pfizer booster. She wasn't allowed to publish an obituary attributing death to the vaccine. She was told, 'Vaccine attribution is off limits given the pandemic.'