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@Farzana722 @grok Here you go:

گروک @grok ٹرمپ کی ٹویٹ کو پنجابی میں ٹرانسلیٹ کرو تاکہ پاکستانی فخر سے بتا سکیں کہ سپر پاور کا صدر بھی ہماری طرح گندی گالیاں نکالتا ہے اور خادم رضوی کی طرح آخر میں اللہ اکبر بھی کہہ دیتا ہے 🤣 زرا مصالحہ لگا کہ

@Inkjoyblueagain If you are a mother, or ever become one, I hope your kid never becomes aware that you equated their pregnancy with cleaning out a nuclear reactor.

Men should be forced to do dangerous work for 9 months for free. For the good of society. And to save money. 💸 Maybe cleaning out a nuclear reactor. The radiation poisoning is pretty mild. You'll throw up for a few months. No biggie. Maybe lose a few teeth. A few people die -

@BEABelieverr I can think of a number of ways to “handle that difference” but none of them involves forcing your partner for S*x

men usually have a higher physical urge than women doesn't matter which race or region they belong, how do you think a couple should handle that difference in a marriage?

@designmom When you keep thinking about dicks all day it’s natural that your theories will revolve around sperm quality

@Iamivy05 You mean double standards by employers who will happily let go women in the middle of a work day but will frown on men asking the same, right?

when my 4-year-old’s daycare held a “lunch with mom” event, every single mom showed up. we all have other jobs, which is why our kids are in daycare. but we took off work or found a way to get there in the middle of the day. now, they’re doing an event for the dads … at 6:30 in the evening. it’s a small example, but the double standards are real.

@OmarIffat You won’t believe how low attention seekers can go

I said I believed Meesha shafi hundred percent again and again. Now I tell you why…..Because it happened to me also. NOW SUE ME and prove my foreign agenda. Waiting for the notice.

@BluntCrazeMan @tomisin_ms @AlpacaAurelius Could you share PMID of the peer reviewed scientific article showing these “recent findings”?

@tomisin_ms @AlpacaAurelius In recent findings,, all these differences were disproved.. X sperm can also be as fast as the Y sperm. Y sperm can also live as long as the X sperm. X sperm is just found to be a very little tiny bit generally heavier than the Y sperm, but that alone cannot solve anything.

Few get this

@Tehseenqasim May be because he is at a relatively earlier stage of his career and still cementing his place. Let’s hope he starts feeling more secure about his position and prioritizes his team over himself.

Sahibzada Farhan was on 95 of 49 balls then he scored 100 on 55 balls, typical Pakistani approach for a 100, he played well but again strike rate matters. #MSvHK #PSL2026

@sabeen00 @AmmadYousaf If it’s difficult to prove that something had happened, wouldn’t it be far more difficult to prove that it didn’t happen? In general, negatives are harder to prove

@AmmadYousaf It’s about the nature of cases! Sexual harassment doesn’t happen infront of cameras, or in paper trails or witnesses even. You’re right that it isn’t about men vs. women, it’s the nature of the crime. The burden of proof should lie with the accused.

Ali Zafar’s victory in the defamation case against Meesha Shafi underscores the stark difference between courtroom scrutiny and social media narratives. In court where facts are tested Ali Zafar presented evidence, documentation, and witnesses. The allegations of meesha shafi however, failed to meet that same standard of proof. Yet outside court the issue was amplified as a gender battle to shape public perception. This case isn’t about men vs women it’s about evidence vs allegations. And importantly, false accusations don’t just harm the accused they undermine the credibility of real victims who deserve to be heard and believed. Those who misuse such serious claims must be held accountable strictly, because it weakens a cause that truly matters.

@rushicrypto Me: where did my federal taxes go? Him: Spent on defense, roads, sidewalks, parks Me: And State taxes? Him: roads, sidewalks, parks Me: property taxes? Him: roads, sidewalks, parks Me: why driver license fee, annual car registration fee? Him: roads, sidewalks…..

I’m very confused about the number of people who think “property tax” is a sales tax on you home rather than taxes to pay for public services you use every day. “I paid off my home why do i still pay property taxes?!?!?” Oh, did you also stop using the roads and libraries and sidewalks and parks? Not worried about fires anymore?

@Saqibca “should plead not guilty if they did not do it” Wow, what a novel idea, totally blew my mind

Umpires need to provide proof of ball tampering. Lahore should plead not guilty if they did not do it. They should also file a complaint regarding the five-ball penalty. If the umpires provide proof, there should be a five-match penalty for the responsible party. Hoping Lahore will plead not guilty 🙏🏻

@MaryBowdenMD U r either ignorant or willfully hiding important information; People with MBBS must pass USMLE and complete a US residency program otherwise they can’t practice medicine in U.S. USMLE: United States Medical Licensing Exam; a three-step exam for medical licensure in the U.S.

It's interesting how DOs cannot call themselves MDs, but someone with a MBBS (foreign medical degree that is typically 3 years shorter than an American degree) can call themselves "MD." We need to change that.

@AbidGondal1994 @ChotiSheikhni Agar gali ky saza mout ho tu Pakistan main shayed he koi zinda bschay

@ChotiSheikhni بیغیرت آدمی باپ کی عمر کے بندے کو گالیاں دے رہا تھا۔ اس کا یہی انجام ہونا چاہیئے۔

سی سی ڈی کیلئے ایک اور کیس..! چکوال کے تھانہ ڈوہمن کی حدود میں واقع ڈھوک قائم دین کا 38 سالہ مدثر حسین دو معصوم بچوں کا باپ تھا جسے عید کے روز ایک لالچی درندے نے گولی مار کر قتل کر دیا۔ ڈی پی او چکوال ، ڈی ایس پی، آئی جی پنجاب فوری نوٹس لیں

@Dearme2_ Asking these types of questions

What's a sign of a very low intelligence?

@EastTNMama My wife and I agree with you

I just want people who are smart to stop saying “my wife and I” or “my husband and I” when it’s supposed to be me. This one is so very easy to fix. If you would say me you say my wife and me. —She and I went to work. He told my wife and me. I went to work. He told me. Let me help

@bluewmist “The sky is blue”. I have no use for this information and I will never forget it

What is a completely useless piece of information that you will never forget for some reason?

@UjuAnya They are not shooting nonobot-sperms in random women’s vaginas at local grocery stores. Women are consenting partners in these IVF procedures.

This is molecular rape. The egg chooses specific sperm that its own conditions favor. Implanting nanobots to force sperm into the egg and override its selection process is a violation of a human being’s body at the most basic level.

@OrevaZSN Make sure your kids aren’t left asking the same question

You’re telling me that for me to be born it took 1 dad, 1 mom, 4 grandparents, 8 great‑grandparents, 16great‑great‑grandparents… and NONE of them left me even a single plot of land?

@mariana057 No, your uneducated

I am so frustrated with people that don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”. There so uneducated…

@ma1ybe Calling women a creep - especially on Women’s Day - is 🤮

If your brain immediately went to the length of the skirt… the ad wasn’t calling women out. It was calling you out.