Sam Knight

@granty__no1 Omg, hope you’re okay buddy. That’s what happens when you leave the Shire! #neverleave

Cheated death last night. Gonna have to try harder than that, Birmingham.

@charlyjblack Sci-fi?! Oh nooooo 😩🤷‍♀️ I’ll keep up with it though, it’s getting me through newborn life 😂x

@charlyjblack Ha oh no I’m midway through this atm... do I carry on 🤷‍♀️😅

@granty__no1 🤣🤣 which condition? 🤫

@Sampoppyhill Ha, true. Maybe guilt one of your family into doing it for you? Start with the folks, your condition is technically their fault

Paging @Sampoppyhill - LOOK

@granty__no1 🤣🤣🤣 had a spare 2 mins, was waiting for a reply.

@Sampoppyhill Get back to work?!

#Devon you beaut! So lucky to have this on the doorstep 🙌

That the latest "decision" is that you can have your cleaner or your nanny visit your house, but not your parents, is so parodically the call of posh men who were sent away to boarding school, it's actually made me hysterical.

@DC_ARVSgt Good luck Harry and enjoy 🥂🙌🥳

@MedFet_UK Really hope my mum doesn’t end up with your PPE, the world isn’t ready for that 🤣 (in all seriousness, hats off to donating your stock) 👍

When we, a tiny company set up to serve a small section of the kink community, find ourselves being sought out as a last-resort supplier to our National Health Service in a time of crisis, something is seriously wrong. In fact, it's scandalous. [3/5]

Today we donated our entire stock of disposable scrubs to an NHS hospital. It was just a few sets, because we don't carry large stocks, but they were desperate, so we sent them free of charge. We don't usually do politics on Twitter, but here's a short thread. [1/5]

@piersmorgan @GMB @itv Please ask @piersmorgan to stay at home, he creates such messy interviews, shouting over every interviewee, even shouting over his co-hosts. @MattHancock hasn’t been allowed to finish a single sentence. This is so unhelpful in such an important time.

He had plenty of time to speak. I only interrupted when he repeatedly accused me of making untrue statements - because I wasn’t.

@RadioX for column one - ‘Downpour’ 🤔

@charlyjblack Ha! Such a shame they’ll never be able to find out 🤣

@SadiqKhan @SadiqKhan Bravo!! 🙌👌

TOMORROW: Our Ultra Low Emission Zone comes into force - cutting toxic emissions and making London's air safer for millions. This world-leading scheme is just one of the bold changes we’re making to tackle toxic air. #LetLondonBreathe #CleanAir

Can’t believe I managed a Pb at #ManchesterMarathon yesterday 7 months postpartum! Such an amazing event... see you next year! 🏆🤸‍♀️@Marathon_Mcr

@icelandrichard impressed how you handled the non-story covered on @BBCBreakfast It should be celebrated that @IcelandFoods has taken the step to ban palm oil from their products. Will others follow? @Tesco @sainsburys

Was just on the train and overheard a small child say to his Mum "Mummy can I come to work with you tomorrow to witness the first day of GDPR compliance in the workplace?" and the Mum said "Of course you can" then the whole train cheered and starting chanting "GDPR, GDPR, GDPR"

Riders in Prudential #RideLondon 2017 raised £12.75 million for charity to set a new European record for a cycling event. You're all amazing! 🙌

"Today we mourn for our colleagues and we stand up and fight for justice." #NUJ #endimpunity campaign nuj.org.uk/news/nuj-campa… @IFJGlobal

@zapp_kirsty #Vegan?