Frederick Quicksilver

@BasedMikeLee Oh piss off. We’re not buying the act anymore.

There’s still time to SAVE America But we must act soon

@AntiWokeMemes Oh fuck off. This isn’t what happened. You can’t ban a woman from getting pregnant or ban a man from getting a woman pregnant. News flash, heterosexual sex is how you become a parent. Even if you’re gay. Did Italy ban sex? No? They didn’t ban parenthood then.

🚨Simple Poll Should America also BAN Gay couples from becoming parents? A. YES B. NO

@BasedMikeLee Honestly? We’d all be shocked if you all actually did something, anything at all that we want.

Which do you consider more of a “must-pass” bill?

@ScottPresler I applaud your energy but I’m out. It should not take this level of harassment to get our representatives to represent the will of the people. If they don’t pass the save act I’ll vote for the left. At least they’re honest about hating America.

If you live in Texas, I would like to hear from you. I’m already booking flights & preparing to travel to Texas should Senate Majority Leader Thune not pass the SAVE America Act w/in 12 days. Let’s create the biggest Senate runoff turnout Texas has ever seen. 🗓️ May 26

@TPAction @MrsErikaKirk Nope. I’m out. These do nothing uniparty elites have lost my vote.

Erika Kirk says we have to show up with 80-90% turn out and fortify the red wall for the next decade. 🔥@MrsErikaKirk

@mor3idscream @nocontextmemes 1/0 is not zero. It’s infinity.

@nocontextmemes lol when you are dividing a number its to find out how many times it can be divided by a number. you cannot divide 1 with nothing so the answer is 0. stay in school.

@Polymarket Yeah no shit. I’m as republican as it gets and I’m sick of my side. Feckless and lazy. If they’re lucky I’ll sit this one out. I have half a mind to vote democrat just out of spite.

BREAKING: Democrats projected to seize control of both chambers of Congress this November.

@Nostre_damus They have sunk to new depths.

Is their no limit to their deception

@MottandBow Jesus. How about expect more from yourself?!

Exceptional comfort, luxurious softness, and the Mott & Bow guarantee that every stitch is handcrafted to perfection—these are the only tees you should be buying.

@greenfuzon @LivingTricks_ The comma dude. Wearingacoat is her first name.

@LivingTricks_ Onaboat Inalake Wearingacoat.

Read it again carefully. The answer is literally right in front of you 😏

@uche_aug Looks like mom forgot she’s not 25. Mom hips weigh a little more. Not a knock. Motherhood is sexy. But it’s not without its (cough) effects.

Mom forgot that dad ain't 25 anymore 😂

@RealMattCouch The what tuna comes in in an MRE.

😂😂😂

Oldsmobile

@fesshole Hate to shatter the memory but your parents knew. That’s why she got the upgrade. They likely weren’t even out of stock.

One Christmas me and my sister got matching ghetto blasters, mine broke, I sneakily swapped it for hers, parents took it back but was out of stock, the shop replaced it with a better one, gutted

@Fat_Electrician @chefjoseandres The founding fathers didn’t just get back from a hunting trip. They had just wrapped up an insurrection. 2A has fuck-all to do with hunting.

@chefjoseandres Ah yes the 2d amendment written for……. Hunting…… when the founding fathers said: "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed" Clearly, they were concerned about deer.

I believe in the Bill of Rights and I’m a hunter…but it doesn’t make sense that anyone can have magazines of 30 round freely…but then people in USA go to jail for distributing water and food in the streets…really?

He’s married. While you were out “finding yourself” another woman found him.

@SamaHoole @4nt1p4tt3rn My biggest takeaway here? Find better dinner parties. You’ll never convince someone who’s bringing this crap up at dinner party of anything.

There is a number attached to beef that gets cited at dinner parties. 15,000 litres per kilogram. Almonds: 3,500. Avocados: 2,000. Pistachios: 11,400. Beef, the headline says, uses more than all of them. Here is the thing nobody mentions at the dinner party. Water has categories. Green water: rainfall. Falls on a field, absorbed by vegetation, returned to the atmosphere. Recycled. Continuous. Not extracted from anything. The rain was going to fall on that land whether Gerald was on it or not. Attributing it to the animal standing in it is an accounting choice, not a physical reality. Blue water: groundwater and surface water. Pumped from rivers, drawn from aquifers. The water that, when it's gone, is gone. The water that is sinking the San Joaquin Valley. The number that matters. Gerald's blue water per kilogram of beef: approximately 50 litres. Californian almonds: 3,785 litres. Per kilogram. From an aquifer that took centuries to accumulate. The 15,000 litre figure is almost entirely green water. British rainfall, on British fields, falling regardless of Gerald. The dinner party number is the wrong number. The right number is 50 litres, and the almonds aren't close.

@Joellum1 @stokessis Hadn’t thought of that. Peroxide!!

@Samsanchez4 @stokessis Bleach or hydrogen peroxide works better. Gives it a nice zing too I learned that from Martha Stewart

Black people, my people .. I DO NOT CARE what the internet is telling y’all, we are still washing off our meat before we cook it .. ok!!!!!!

@FenixAmmunition @the7maxims What the fuck is a “rising senior?”

@the7maxims Lmao a brand new full size SUV is not an entry level vehicle, the fuck are you even talking about

My kid is a rising senior. We’re looking at cars for her. She asked to look at the new Broncos… 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 $35000 & up. I decided to look at a RAV4 thinking I could find something less than $20000. They’re $30000 plus. I guess entry level vehicles are a thing of the past.