Samanita 🍄

i need dopamine

I need a couple of months to myself but everything keeps putting me in a bad mood so I come to twitter because of course nothing on this hellsite could put me in a bad mood!

Going to rehab Be back in a month

@VoyevodaMarr My military dad had disability before he drove head first into a tree

@Samtanic_Panic I work at the post office and people act like finding a way to get a 100 percent disability is their other job. Planar fascitits is one of the things everyone claims. Yet the guys I know who actually got shot or were in combat don't try that hard to get it not for a while anyway.

Why do so many people who used to be in the military have disability benefits? Are they all retarded?

I learned this from Caleb Hammer btw

@DmitriThaSheep What if I have that going in

@Samtanic_Panic Anxiety

@DmitriThaSheep 🤔 How to get disability benefits doing clerical work

@Samtanic_Panic Apparently you can get free shit for not doing very much. National Guard clerical worker etc.

@DmitriThaSheep I don’t think signing up for the military given current events would be very not retarded

@Samtanic_Panic Think we are the retards for not having these benefits

@RagnarAHW My last boss put his hand on my leg when I was sitting next to him to learn spread sheets I don’t think this training is working in the car industry

@Samtanic_Panic Says something about factory-line mentalities. It's past events like this that now make me watch several hours of harassment training videos per year, reminding me to not compliment the fit of yoga pants, and how not using "they" pronouns is akin to slavery.

one time a much older male boss asked me if i showed our manager my tits to get my job someone (not me) reported him for this, and the boss went around telling everyone i was a stuck up bitch for taking his joke so seriously and telling on him

@jessesingal She’s right

X vs Bluesky trending

i really don’t see a point to any of this

I told him I wasn’t the one who snitched and he said it didn’t matter because nothing was going to happen to him They fired him lol

“What were you wearing” retard level comment

@banterrealism It was a car factory

@Samtanic_Panic Was this corporate or what

Oh ok Luigi next then

Sara and I were deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Chuck Norris, a great friend of Israel and a close personal friend. Chuck brought martial arts and the warmth of his character to millions around the world. May his memory be a blessing.

@gzcl3000 that's what he was convicted of at the very least. so yeah, not just protesting

I guess that still doesn’t make the caption less true

Ngl I feel like armed minorities kill themselves/ each other more than they take out “the man”